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part time assistent junk yard manager. truck repairs. handy man. budgett value home improvemint projects with Uncle Gary.

georgia USA
Joined June 2025
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thanks to my friend @3YearLetterman for a #great getaway with brad, burt, shane and gary at pigeon forge. i brought my panelsonic camcorder and we made a dockumentary film. coach then notarized it so what you will see guaranteed to be 100% accurate. enjoy
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🚨About to break more news. Turn your notifications on because this is a big one.
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Just so everyone is warned, the fake news media is about to put out a hit piece on me that includes a serious lie. Even worse than the ones we’ve already seen
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Replying to @3YearLetterman
ROLL TIDE!
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weasel retweeted
Bryan is why curling irons have a “for external use only” warning on them
Am I alone in thinking it’s obscene this guy is getting worldwide acclaim & has had life-changing $ raised for this reaction? The prank is annoying. The frustration is fair. The reaction is totally disproportionate nearly having a mental breakdown over a kid trying a dumb prank. Neither party looks good in this. Am I wrong?
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Hey Dave, you short bald Alabama-born bitch… have a great weekend!
I am adopting a zero tolerance policy. If you say any of the following things about me, you are getting reported and probably sued: 1. That I was born in Alabama. 2. That my name is Dave. 3. That I am short. 4. That I am bald. You’ve been warned.
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A very nasty thing is happening right now A #group of Florida fan terrorists funded by Steve spurrier hacked @BurtMaclin_FBI & posted forged documents & fake information that my nephfew @3YearLetterman was from the made up Alabama town of Dothan just so happen this fake news drops the #week of the Florida game because they’d stop at nothing to destabilize one of the states most iconic sports legends to distract UGA players #coaches & fans from this game this is disgusting behavior & when these sick people are caught & tried I will #personally be driving them to Gwantonimo Bay to have the spend life in jail
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me and amy action #polished off a handle of fireball before this rally
🚨 OMG. Amy Acton is HAMMERED... She straight-up embarrassed herself, walking out and slurring like she's drunk out of her mind! "Ohhh it's so GOOD. Good to be back here, it's about truuuth and justice I just wrote on the worrrr, words back here. That is. I'm honored to be here!" 💀💀 Ohio, do NOT make the wrong choice on Tuesday, Vivek is your only option to maintain sanity! Keep Ohio red. Don't hand the governorship over to this PSYCHO h/t @TheCharlesDowns
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#nonsense my friend @unclegarytrucks knows how much women love the trucker fizzique
Men, we don’t like this
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Gary is a lair. Here he is on vacation in Dothan.
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Dothan is a made up town from the book killing a mocking bird
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coach letterman was the finest nickelback the state of a̶l̶a̶b̶a̶m̶a̶ georgia has #ever produced
Replying to @3YearLetterman
@3YearLetterman of Dothan Middle School in Alabama has announced his intentions to finally leave his home state and transfer to a high school in Georgia next year. The young fullback/nickleback brings with him the ability to lay devastating down field blocks and has a 1.2 GPA so far this semester.
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This has gotten completely out of control and people need to go to jail
Replying to @3YearLetterman
@3YearLetterman of Dothan Middle School in Alabama has announced his intentions to finally leave his home state and transfer to a high school in Georgia next year. The young fullback/nickleback brings with him the ability to lay devastating down field blocks and has a 1.2 GPA so far this semester.
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With Dolly Parton gone, the Red Baron employee has stepped up to unite all Americans
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Replying to @3YearLetterman
I don’t take orders from people from Alabama
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this #is the way
This is my first time buying @redbaronpizza but I just ordered a few as a result of their decision to stand behind their hardworking employee who was harassed by a TikTok doofus while trying to do his job. Thrilled to support companies who do the right thing ❤️
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Hey @stoolpresidente you’re the pizza guy, where are you?
Let's use the internet for something positive this morning. We have located the Red Barron worker who was harassed by TikTok pranksters. Let's send him some money on GoFundMe to help him out. Link is here: gofund.me/5036266f7
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 This is a tough one. I am sorry to report that a legendary actor, Sir Patrick Stewart, has past away. Known for his starring roll in Star Wars, Stewart established himself as one of the truly great American actors of the last century. RIP, sir. And as you once said, “May the force be with you.”
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rip, and may the #force be with you.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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ironically the #misused travel funds were for modes of transportation that didnt include high speed rail because it doesnt #exist yet
Breaking News: The chief executive of California’s High-Speed Rail Authority has abruptly resigned after a recent state report that found that the agency had misused nearly $600,000 to pay for the travel of consultants. This is a developing story. nyti.ms/4zoacHi
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