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WeathermanPoker retweeted
Nou kenbe pwomès nou…
Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a.
Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen.
Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
WeathermanPoker retweeted
> be El Salvador
> send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie
> gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds
> bukele says "give back"
> gang "nah"
> bukele says "ok we take back"
> gang "nah, also you're a bitch"
> bukele comes to take back
> gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something"
> UN says "idk bro thats crazy"
> bukele goes on social media
> "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it"
> crowdsources OSINT nerds
> OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes
> bombs it exactly as promised
> goes on social media
> calls them pussies
tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media
WeathermanPoker retweeted
There's simple solution to this:
DO NOT CONNECT YOUR FOOD SUPPLY NOR ENERGY LINES TO THE FUCKING INTERNET.
Keep it simple, keep it safe.
WeathermanPoker retweeted
If you’re reading this, this is your sign to reject modernity. Return to Monke.
True wisdom is understanding that your girlfriend had a really good point when she stabbed you. youtu.be/462-_2MGR1M
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That feeling when you have consumed too many energy drinks in too short of a period and may or may not have gained the ability to see through space and time.
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WeathermanPoker retweeted
I can't remember where he said it, but one of my favorite C.S. Lewis moments was when he called out modern paganism.
And he basically said "All you people claiming to be pagans today; I'm a better 'Pagan' than any of you. You're not pagans, you're just apostate Puritans."
WeathermanPoker retweeted
"The potential economic savings from expanding medical assistance in dying in Canada, where it is currently a leading cause of death, to include vulnerable groups that cost the government more than they contribute in taxes...Both voluntary & non-voluntary scenarios were analyzed"
journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.…
