https://teapawt.net/t.co/esLSyMlVeB. https://teapawt.net/t.co/YezCcCPyJC. Producers of @Paranormaloncam, @WorldsDumbest and @FullCastAndCrew. Old enough to remember TV and ads in comic books.
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Jared Leto looks like your aunt who wears too much perfume, and your uncle who slips you beer at family functions, merged into one person.
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Reminder: Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins IN ONE TAKE to thunderous applause from the Batman Returns crew!
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“Why do people take an instant disliking to Ted Cruz? Because it saves time.” Joke told by Matthew Dowd on @thereidout about the junior Texas Senators sojourn to Cancun.
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BREAKING: Perseverance Rover claims it was just dropping off daughters on Mars
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Oh shit sorry guys I just have to drop my daughters off in another country real quick and I’ll be right back
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I suppose, given enough time, Trump was bound to make some staffing errors
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Remembering all the destruction and deaths immediately following @KamalaHarris’ appearance on @TheEllenShow. #ImpeachmentTrial2
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We're only part way through but I've seen enough to say this: All honor to the House impeachment managers and their staff, who, under great pressure, have had the coolness and capacity to create a trial record that tells the truth of January 6th to our own and future generations.
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“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap
“I can see that,” responds judge
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It took a day, but here it is: The Simpsons intro recreated using ONLY stock footage.
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This is what you happens when you Zoom-bomb @ConanOBrien with your brother @joebirbigs.
Full video: youtube.com/watch?v=UZtRSOH5…
#JoeyBagofZoomBombs
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I can’t believe I’m saying this... a mask-less customer was turned away at Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles in Pasadena tonight. So he came back with a GUN, held up kitchen staff and robbed fried chicken, waffles and syrup.
This is per the manager & police. Surveillance video coming! – at Los Angeles, CA
The Week In Comedy retweeted
A Covid test nurse asked if I've had a sudden loss of taste. I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."
