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Wernher “Rocket Man” Von Braun

@WehrnerMagnus

TU Berlin ‘34 | Newton’s 3rd Law Enthusiast | Sex Haver | Chinese Buffet Plate Clearing Champion 3x | 9mg Zyn Swallower

Joined October 2017
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“Minimum 3.3 GPA required” I just applied with a 3.1 and the application never asked me
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I got a 75. That is the biggest curve ive ever seen
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Yall ever walk out of an exam hoping that you at least got points on the board? Never felt more hopeless in an exam. Looked nothing like the practice. Questioning every life choice. Anyways, what beer do i drink tonight?
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So at what point do we buy $NVDA? Surely its about to take another massive hit right
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Actual picture of my reaction to the “Assignment Graded: Exam 2” canvas notification at a crisp 11:20pm on a Wednesday
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My leftover in honor of the S.S. United States🫡
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Would women go to EDC if they couldn’t post about it for the next three weeks? #thinking
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Why do african american men have to be so loud at the gym
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Does Kyran Stokes have fetal alcohol syndrome google search
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Terrified to look up the calories in these but it doesnt matter because its my dinner
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She Edmund on my Fitzgerald until the Gales of November come early
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Gotta get after it while we still got daylight
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She Edmund on my Fitzgerald until the Gales of November come early
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The bell is getting rung 31 times tonight #RememberTheEdmundFitzgerald
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Buzz cut hitting the awkward phase and it didnt fix my hairline #FUCK
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Wernher’s reason to beer tonight: axle replacement
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Pot roast so good itll make you call your mom and tell her you love her #BeevEats
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Its nice when you have an exam where you think you scored 0, because no exam after that can ever be as bad #GlassHalfFull
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250 follower snapscore #dox #oops
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Morning beev. Battle the day, conquer the week🫡
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In the gym listening to 60 Minutes like a boomer
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Fuck me to tears man 0/2
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Just placed my first parlay and its on NASCAR #merica
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