There’s a lot of things I used to be, still working on what I might become. Humber School for Writers grad. Dinner in Carcosa from Tall Tales of the Weird West.

Calgary, AB
Joined March 2008
I was taught this method by a man who’d learned it in the Mexican Air Force. 👍
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Me: audiobook and treadmill @Wenzel: premier league soccer with beer on the stationary. Parallel play on our 26th anniversary, no words necessary 😜
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This weekend marks 26 years since @Wenzel convinced me to go on a date with him. I was convinced that he was uninteresting and a bad match but JUST THIS ONE TIME, I will admit he was right and I was wrong. Happy Anniversary, blockhead
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Simply the best. Relive all of Christine Sinclair's top Olympic moments 🇨🇦⚽️ cbc.ca/1.7002598
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I want to share my thoughts on recent developments concerning the Calgary Stampede. My statement: georgechahalmp.ca/news/2023-…
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It’s unfortunate that good people who had nothing to do with the scandal will be impacted, but it’s unavoidable at this point: the entire Young Canadians organization and the Grandstand Show need to clean house. Scorched earth. Every person in authority needs to go, and everyone who’s left afterwards who works with kids needs to pass a Vulnerable Sector check with multiple references. They can not afford any doubt whatsoever that in 2023, they put childrens’ safety first.
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Art and Bomb Squad Mix Sinead O Connor : The Emperors New Clothes bringthenoiseapp.com/video/6…
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The Calgary Stampede has accepted liability and negligence that the organization was aware an adult staffer with The Young Canadians had been abusing teenage boys for years before a police investigation was launched. calgary.ctvnews.ca/we-are-de…
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Wenzel retweeted
Replying to @elizaboothy
When I watched Sinead at the Grammy’s in 1989, I fell in love for the very first time.
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Pretty sure even Gul Dukat had more supporters than ol' Disney Bob.
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R.I.P. Andy Sparacino
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Wish I was in #yul today to sit front row and cheer for the finale at this concert! String quartet music written and performed by that top left hexagon @marchetto_fiona If you are there, please go for me!
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Nothing like Gen X Sunday pub time, @Wenzel groovin' to Kate Bush. 😍
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my dad and I watch soccer like we’re commentating for tv but the only audience is my mother and she is NOT paying attention @Wenzel @goodgrieflucy
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A brief history of the UCP government so far.🧵 #ableg
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"The exhibition, dubbed Idle Worship, is a mobile showcase of art and performance in trunks, back seats, box trucks, minivans, and automobiles, designed specifically for the context of parking lots across the greater Calgary area." #yyc #yyccc cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c…
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If you read this thread thread you will see that my family is now referring to Chris Pine exclusively as "Grampy" or "Grampy P" I should mention he is a year younger than myself. Grampy, take my advice and invest in a portrait of yourself to keep in the attic.
Now we just need Chris Line to come out on bongos for the encore!
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Today is primidi 11 Fructidor in the year of the Republic CCXXX, celebrating the watermelon.
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Love living in end stage capitalism where a parking spot makes more an hour than I do as an EMT
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