Tom Stewart

Hey @7eleven what happened to .50/gal off today? Talk about Bait & Switch!!! Is this legal?

We spoke for 20 minutes... #mitchmcconnell

Happy Power Plant and Bridge Day everyone. 🐰

The last thing Chuck Norris kicked was the bucket.

In what world is anyone ok with a politician telling a female reporter "Quiet, Piggy."

If we have the money and ability to build a 3,000 person facility with beds and air conditioning in just 8 days to house immigrants, why can't we do this for homeless people?

I'll never understand how someone can spend $500 Million Dollars on a wedding and still sleep at night knowing there are homeless and starving people in the world.

But are we still getting those DOGE rebate checks? 🤣

Just my monthly reminder that no matter how long you've been a loyal customer, @Verizon will screw you. Be back next month with another reminder.

I thought this was @CheetoSantino merch for a second.

Rest in Peace @Ruth_A_Buzzi. You were a funny broad right til the end. I'll miss your tweets. 😔

George Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in prison for fraud! How can they do this to an astronaut, vietnam war vet, who helped invent the internet and won the NBA MVP Award!

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When I tell comedians not to go over their time... The comedians:

🤣 @Yankees

Remember, if someone scams you, report it your state Attorney General. Even if its a big company like @Verizon They will at least help future people from being scammed.

A @Verizon store scammed me into a "free" tablet w/o telling me about the 3 yr line contract. @VerizonSupport refuses to cancel the line w/o charging me an over $500 cancel fee. I was a loyal Verizon customer for 15+ years! No more... AVOID VERIZON AND ALL VERIZON STORES!

QUICK! Everyone hide before the astronauts get out of their capsule.

This is getting out of hand... My wife just asked me to email her 5 things I did to help out around the house this week. 😡

Canada has just retaliated by releasing a Nickelback/Justin Bieber song collaboration.