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@Whathekyle

event planner, occasional streamer, mega fan, certified organic 🏹🔅|💄💀|👊🍎🚲

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Joined October 2010
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Hi yall! Looking to get some information about the Bay Area and vTuber events! If you have the time, please fill out and share the form please~ forms.gle/o2FVgfEkmQ5cTbfy8
vTuber Events in the Bay Area Survey

vTuber Events in the Bay Area Survey

Hello and thanks for taking the time to fill out the survey! I am looking to host vTuber related events here in the Bay Area. Taking the time to fill out this survey will help greatly with the...

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Starmin are hella funny, between this Downsizing costume and all the people making "I'm HOLOSTARS PLZ PLZ PLZ" signs at conventions I love you guy's ability to turn *anything* into something humorous (we learned it from the Stars themselves)
kale 🥬 (@Whathekyle) profile picturekale 🥬@WhathekyleOct 31
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Holostars downsizing announcement? ホモハロウィンなんて嫌いだ。お前がホロスターズの今後に関するお知らせってどう言う事だ？
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Happy Halloween one sausage per trick or treater please
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Holostars downsizing announcement? ホモハロウィンなんて嫌いだ。お前がホロスターズの今後に関するお知らせってどう言う事だ？
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Ethically translated by @/UnwisestWolf btw!
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꒰ঌ shel@cerithshelOct 29
the things i do for the halloween function
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The spell you have cast on me is eternal. Welcome to my #HAUNTEDMOONMINI3D 🌕✨ A VISUAL KEI THEMED celebration for all my amazing creatures of the night (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) ✧ 🌙 10.30.26 | 8PM PDT | 12PM JST+1 🌙 🔴: youtube.com/live/Fp67-5QI3gM
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So I figured out how to keyframe
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Jokes aside I love Winston OW as I don't particularly like the tank role but I love playing Winston specifically. The question becomes, do I love Winston for him or for his Tesla cannon, bubble shield, jump pack and melee bruiser mode?
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🔅ANNOUNCEMENT🔅 Embrace the moon's magic and let it guide you. Welcome to my #HAUNTEDMOONMINI3D 🌕✨ A HAUNTING BANZOIN HAKKA HALLOWEEN 3D MINI LIVE with AMAZING MUSIC and a great time for all of you lovely creatures of the night ~♡ 🌙10.30.26 | 8PM PDT | 12PM JST+1 🌙
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“Huzzah & Tally-ho, my noble steed!” 😤⚔️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 #BFKingdom
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in my 20 years of playing ms ive never seen an item sold out of an npc shop lmao
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Whalefall was a good movie. It wouldve been better if it had something like a gorilla... A gorilla falling on you that's sorry for dropping by. That interested in peanut butter and has a shield that blocks aoe damage
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Vee 🐦‍⬛@taigalyfOct 24
Persona’s fun but the animal sidekicks are so boring… a dog, a bear, a cat… they should do something different next time, like a gorilla. Instead of being from an alternate world he could be from… idk the moon? And he could like something other than bananas like peanut butter
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totobunny@totobunnyyyOct 24
Fire Emblem lords have 0 variety, it’s so boring seeing blue haired sword users over and over. We need like idk... a gorilla lord? He could be super smart and be from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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We’re thrilled to welcome everyone to Global MapleStory Classic World. We’re officially LIVE! 🎉 We can’t wait to see the community come together in-game, take on exciting challenges, and meet fellow Maplers along the way. Let the adventure begin! 🍁 Play Now 🔗 bit.ly/4jtiKHD
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hope whoever stole my amazon package is also planning on being Regis Altare for halloween
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👊🐹 COLLAB ANNOUNCEMENT!👊🐹 BIG FANS!! I come with great news. I have a Merch Collaboration with UwU Market! SOCKS! STICKERS! KEYCHAIN! STANDEE??? I've got it all! PERUSE MY WARES BELOW!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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#BFKingdom A wonderful day for the Ren faire!
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