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Eat my shorts, man. 》Parody/Original Character/Not @ZacharyWentz

KING OF MAINE
Joined May 2023
𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨... "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛 𝙈𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙝" 𝙅𝙤𝙨𝙝 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 🔸️ This is an original character and not the real @/ZacharyWentz. 🔹️ Literate & descriptive. 🔸️ MDNI/18+ only. 🔹️ RT & like? Please and thanks.
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My Halloween was out of this world. 👽 🛸
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Horror movie kind of night. 🤙
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Bad idea because now it's after 2 am and I am overstimulated.
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I think we're taking pumpkin spice a little too literally now....
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Knucking Futs ☆ NOT @ZacharyWentz retweeted
TL sleep? Good. I'm feeling a little bold.
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TL sleep? Good. I'm feeling a little bold.
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Knucking Futs ☆ NOT @ZacharyWentz retweeted
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐑 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Lock in, the only ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀way out, is through. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀18+ MDNI.
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Save a horse, ride me. I Uh, I mean a cowboy. My bad. 🫢
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘦 𝘝𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 ⠀⠀⠀ "𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬" ⠀ 𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘍𝘌𝘚𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘞𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘓𝘌𝘙. ⠀⠀⠀ 𝘖𝘊 𝘰𝘧 @𝘵𝘩𝘦_𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦 ⠀⠀ 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 #𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘨𝘢𝘭 ⠀
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Razor died while shaving, hate that for me.
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Knucking Futs ☆ NOT @ZacharyWentz retweeted
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I don't know about y'all but my weekend has been pretty sick. 🤙 #NewChampAlert
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It's been 27 years since the Bloodhound Gang said "put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts" and I just still think it's so crazy.
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All my teams are losing and my fantasy football team is in shambles too because of injuries, I hate it here.
So losing to the Yanks in the playoffs, hello darkness my old friend.
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So losing to the Yanks in the playoffs, hello darkness my old friend.
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I'm ready for my close up! 📸👅
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