Whitney Hodges

You realize the reason why you're probably single when you're sitting on the couch serenading your dog to Mariah Carey "Fantasy" alone... – at Ohio, USA

Just so everyone knows @Fanatics is hot that trash has fucking horrible customer service annnnnnd your mama is a hoe

I am long overdue to see my boys @jasoncollings @BrentMorin #gottamakeithappen

Yep we done with the dating apps #peopledumb #mentallyoverit #allbymyself

For anyone wanting to know it’s hard to eat ice cream with a charcoal face mask on #themoreyouknow #icantfeelmyfacewhenieatyou

Well the 2nd half of this @Vol_Football game has just been awful 🫣🫣🤭 #stilllovemyVols

If you’re gonna be douche and not respond to me via text or Snapchat after you blew my phone up make sure you turn your settings to where it doesn’t say read #youretheasshole #datingsucks

Why the hell is it an act of congress to get people these to communicate in the dating pool these days?!? #iknowyourphoneisinyourhand

I sweah fo gawd it gets old being told by the opposite sex how great I am but theyr’re ntk ready to be in a relationship! #datingsucks #singleforever #icantanymore #provemwrong

People if you’re interested in dating someone fucking text them back and don’t act like you don’t like them #itsnotthathard #datingsucks

I swear today is one of those days where I feel like nothing has gone smoothly or right #canigetaredo #reallythepastfewweeks

Looks like it’s just a me day to see @Guardians 3 by myself since everyone is busy #allbymyself

I’m gonna need all you thirsty @mattrife girls to quit buying up all his tickets.Some of us just wanna watch this man’s make us laugh #igetithespretty

I may or may not have had some tears seeing @AdamSandler tonight.Thank you Sandman for always bringing the laughs and giving me one of the best nights of my life #childhooddreamcometrue

Some days I wonder why I even have a phone.Feel like I only get texts or phone calls when people want something

Who knew it was so damn hard to find someone to go see @AdamSandler with 🙄

Soooo I get to see one of my childhood idols @adamsandler in April and I’m geeking out! #thesandman instagram.com/p/CpTBa18Ouaf/…

On the verge of deactivating my socials for awhile.No one cares what I do anyway…