Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter) header
Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter) profile picture
Joined November 2023
Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)Photo by Whitaker ༄ Parody (@WhitakerWinter)
“All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost.” ———༄——— ✵ Son of @HarvestOlympian & @JudgmentalKing ✵ God of Preservation ✵ Owns “Frozen in Time Antiques”
13
13
477
Another Spring and Summer well done, sissy!
Happy Fall! 🍁🧡🍂 I’m officially off duty!
1
1
84
Some people need to fuck all the way off, preferably up a cactus, naked.
1
62
You know someone is very special to you when days just don’t seem right without them.
14
Just for the record, Dolly and Tim were not the Underworld’s fault. Blame those others, the ones with the pearly gates. And may the gods protect Julie Andrews and Stevie Nicks.
1
4
1
4
349
S U M M E R V I B E S
1
12
Whitaker ༄ Parody retweeted
Popular opinion: Underworld >>> Olympus
4
6
9
620
Feeling petty AF today.
1
1
195
How about for your friend who dabbles in unique antiques?!
Can't talk right now, I'm doing witchy girl shit—
1
192
How about lunch with your baby brother?
Just casually counting down the days until Spring…
1
82
Well maybe I wanted to give my babe a show.
It doesn’t make you less sexy! It just leaves more to the imagination!
18
Yes, but usually I’m wearing a shirt.
You say that like you’re not sexy everyday!
1
74
“Yes, it was!” Agrees though he doesn’t know the context.
“Hmm. Well, that’s just rude.”
1
139
For Mother’s Day to the sister who practically was my second mom, you win a spa day with your favorite brother! Aren’t you lucky, @SpringtimeQueen?! Just kidding, I did get you a spa day but I’m too manly to get a mani-pedi! So I’ll just take you to brunch after!
1
1
130
Out of all the moms in the world, I’m so glad that you’re mine! Happy mama day, @HarvestOlympian!
19