ALT A super luxe oil painting of a nude white woman reclining on a bunch of pillows. In the background is a Romanesque villa with another white chick (clothed) looking at a girl who is kneeling before the window and is either praying or crying. The nude Venus figure is slap bang in the centre of the image, even if she didn’t have her kit off, you wouldn’t be looking anywhere else. Her head is in the left of the frame and her body crosses the entire frame, with her feet in the bottom right corner. Her left hand is draped over her torso and covers her pubes. Her right arm is pulled back and is propping her up slightly. She is holding red flowers in her right hand. She has one of those renaissance beautiful bodies - little boobs, squidgy belly and soft thighs. She has junk in the truck and cushion for the pushing. She is Renaissance beach body ready. She looks directly out of the painting and at the viewer. Her gaze is seductive and very powerful.

ALT The book cover of “Antarctic Penguins” by Dr G Murray Levick, RN. The book has a Lon army green cover with the title in white text and Levick’s name in black. In the centre of the cover are two Adelie penguins facing each other, with their bellies touching, as if in an embrace. It’s quite a wholesome image with no hint of the horrendous penguin depravity that is to come.