Fan account. Mostly (but not always) quotes from the U.S. version of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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[Weird Newscasters]
Colin: "Our top story today: A man who was suing an airline for misplacing his luggage unfortunately lost his case."
Whose Line Quotes retweeted
[Change Letter - Swap P for G]
Brad: "Nice genis!"
Ryan: "Oh! You are gonna gay for that."
Colin: "You'll have to excuse Geter, sometimes he can be a little grick." #WLIIA #WhoseLine
[Change Letter - Swap P for G]
Brad: "Nice genis!"
Ryan: "Oh! You are gonna gay for that."
Colin: "You'll have to excuse Geter, sometimes he can be a little grick." #WLIIA #WhoseLine
[Greatest Hits]
Colin: "You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories." #WLIIA #WhoseLine
Whose Line Quotes retweeted
[Narrate]
Colin: "He had the kind of face only a mother could love... if that mother was blind in one eye and had that sorta milky film over the other one, you know? You know what I mean?
But still, he was my identical twin." #WLIIA #WhoseLine
[Narrate]
Colin: "He had the kind of face only a mother could love... if that mother was blind in one eye and had that sorta milky film over the other one, you know? You know what I mean?
But still, he was my identical twin." #WLIIA #WhoseLine
[Greatest Hits]
Colin: "As long as there's been ant farms, there's been music about ant farms. And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie." #WLIIA #WhoseLine
Colin Mochrie: "Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Earl with the Dragon Tattoo." #WLIIA #WhoseLine
"Our top story: A couple was arrested in India's tallest building for doing as many positions in the Kama Sutra as possible in the elevator. Said one policemen, 'It was wrong on so many levels'." #WLIIA #WhoseLine
[Scenes From a a Hat]
Drew: "If entertainers worked funerals."
Robin Williams: "Is this the loved one? All right, start the truck Johnny! Wow, look at him move! Isn't that incredible, ladies and gentlemen? With just 6 volts, you can make your relatives dance again!" #WLIIA
Whose Line Quotes retweeted
Drew Carey: "Things to say that will always start a fight."
Ryan Stiles: You guys wanna fight? #WLIIA
Whose Line Quotes retweeted
A lot of people are upset about my comment on faked injuries in men’s soccer. All I’m saying is, I broke a neon light with my head and still managed to finish the show.
While Colin laughed at me.
No tears.
[Hollywood Director]
Colin: "As Julius Caesar once said, 'Et tu, crappe?' I heard better dialogue at the October Bean Fest than what I just heard here!" #WLIIA #WhoseLine
Colin: You know, we were really thrilled when we got one of the greatest...
Ryan: Awards, that anyone could ever get. Tell them more about it, Col.
Colin: What are you talking about? We've never gotten an award.
Ryan: We got that Canadian award.
Colin: Oh, the Beevie. #WLIIA
[Greatest Hits - Songs of the Beauty Salon]
Colin: "Hi, we'll be right back to our documentary about a whale who loves cheese in 'Brie Willy'." #WhoseLine #WLIIA
Chip is back as a fourth chair! #WLIIA #WhoseLine
[Greatest Hits - Songs of Los Angeles]
Ryan: "I love my Beach Boys...
... The group! Phew."
Colin: "Phew, that was close!" #WLIIA #WhoseLine
[Narrate]
Ryan: "You wanted fries?"
Colin: "Yeah."
Ryan: "You want fries with that?"
#WLIIA #WhoseLine