PSA FOR NEXT MONDAY: Next week, Inreally want to get back to traditional Melongeddon: indiscriminately attacking one another with reckless abandon. 😂 Cannons. Catapults. Death Stars. Drive-by fruitings. The absolute nonsense that started it all. Use whatever produce you want. Corn, pumpkins, watermelons, hell, throw in an eggplant - well, maybe not an eggplant. I can see that going in a very wrong direction…. Form alliances, betray your friends, launch a watermelon into somebody’s living room from low orbit. If you’re thinking “this seems excessive,” congratulations - that means you’re doing it right. Don’t hold back. I want to see wildly disproportionate retaliation over an airborne zucchini. Bring your produce. Leave your judgment at home. 🍉🎃 #Melongeddon #AutumnProtocol