A husband, father, and comedian.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2022
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Perry did not disappoint this day.
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He looks like he could be sane with facial hair.
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The coast line zig zags. Most of Malibu faces south. Curves back to west facing in the south bay, and more westerly once you get into Ventura.
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Likely to commit sexual assault
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Temu knows me.
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Is there anything Perry has not done poorly and half assed?
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He’s discovering a whole new world of fast food now that he finally isn't constantly working.
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Sometimes he’ll sleep on the toilet.
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He’s definitely murdered more women than he’s slept with.
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With Chime I get paid two days early, so it runs out four days early.
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He did a hot dog one too.
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Perfectly normal reaction.
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NEW: Man saves a small dog from a violent German Shepherd by repeatedly sticking his finger up the dog's butth*le. Diabolical. The incident took place over the weekend at Roe Green Park in northwest London. Multiple people tried stopping the attack by using various techniques but it wasn't until one brave man stuck his finger up the dog's poop chute that the dog backed off. Sticking a finger up a dog's an*s is an extreme, but sometimes effective way to get the animal to drop whatever is in its mouth, according to online threads. The dog briefly stopped before he turned his attention to a different small dog and continued the attack. It's unclear what the small dogs' current condition is. It's also unclear what happened to the dog who had a surprise colonoscopy.
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I’m posting on X as Carole says she doesn’t communicate with any of her friends on X, only more important people.
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