𝐋 β€œπ‹,” 𝐃.𝐔.𝐂.𝐊 (@WildCardRedCard) header
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β€œ $$$ β€œ Don’t look at my drive rn bro 🫠 β€”β€” Account Owner is a MINOR ‼️——

…new parody…
Joined June 2023
/// How do I reclaim my motivation for parody when I get no motion on either this account nor my account I just made bro πŸ’”
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I REALLY feel like I could copy this art style, be back in an hour
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βš„ Me? My name’s Llewellryn Duck! Son of Della Duck. I probably should’ve introduced myself earlier, but hey, at-least we know each other properly now
πŸŸ₯: well- I only need enough for basic housing. Asking for more feels like overextending, say- what is your name little ducking?
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βš„ So about $195 a week huh..? That’s pretty good, however you work WAYYYYYY longer than the average work hours for a farmer, and your wage doesn’t reflect that. Why don’t you ask your boss for a raise?
πŸŸ₯: well, I usually go for 40 to 60 hours, but sometimes I stretch to 100 hours to push myself
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βš„ And how many hours do you work in a week, if I may ask?
πŸŸ₯: No need to feel sorry little one, but to answer your question about my wage. I make $19.50 per hour
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βš„ I see… that’sβ€” actually pretty tragic, I feel sorry for ya…. But since we’re on the topic of this farm, how much are you getting paid for this?
πŸŸ₯: alas, young duckling… my people are all but extinct, and I was brought forward in time before I could end the war that brought the evil Saiyans to victory over my fellow goods…my races reputation has been tarnished for generations! But the farm is kind of the easiest for me
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