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My name is Human, the founder of Roux Culinary Institute @rouxculinary
We are a tech-driven culinary school dedicated to training chefs and helping them gain employability, and remain employable through standardised knowledge in culinary arts and industry-relevant tech skills
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This is exactly how you know you’ve healed because why are you bothered about the life & choices of a person who treated you worse than an earthworm, with zero value for you and whatever you supposedly shared?
Why are you sorrowful because they left you & chose another victim?
Chef Human™ retweeted
So, in order for your friend to have a beautiful life, she had to break another woman’s home, and break her boyfriend’s heart.
Aw, sweet love, how pleasant you are.❤️
Chef Human™ retweeted
One of the biggest red flags in a relationship is someone who can hurt you without feeling bad, but becomes the victim the moment you express how their actions made you feel.
Chef Human™ retweeted
Add back-biting, not the gossip kind, the literal kind. Bite her back like a lion on heat.
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I’m fighting myself from really crashing out but why are people so wicked????? Lol Omo people are wicked and crazy, to think that someone can be sharing the same bed with you but their heart is so wicked towards you that they say all manner of awful things to their friends behind your back. Bruh my head is always hot anytime I remember, you could have just left me alone Fgs, I was on my own fgs
Chef Human™ retweeted
Man, I need to study more!
You hear some people speak, and just shiver from the sheer quality of knowledge they harbor in their minds.
All from studying texts!
Chef Human™ retweeted
Had an ex tell me, “as someone without kids, it’s just a reminder that I am one year closer to not having anyone love me simply because I am me. So doing nothing makes me think about it less”
He was referencing that his birthday was a reminder that his parents were getting older and those are often the only people that love us unconditionally
As a relatively attractive woman, that really woke me up. I can be a total loser and someone will love me just because I exist and give them attention…men do not have it that easy
Chef Human™ retweeted
Guys are not interested in head games.
When a man at my work asked me out, I knew he liked the Indiana Jones films. So I sat back in my chair, looked at him, paused dramatically, and said, “You have chosen… wisely.”
We’re married with four children now.
























