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Nigeria
Joined November 2018
My name is Human, the founder of Roux Culinary Institute @rouxculinary We are a tech-driven culinary school dedicated to training chefs and helping them gain employability, and remain employable through standardised knowledge in culinary arts and industry-relevant tech skills
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I love rabbits.
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This is exactly how you know you’ve healed because why are you bothered about the life & choices of a person who treated you worse than an earthworm, with zero value for you and whatever you supposedly shared? Why are you sorrowful because they left you & chose another victim?
You’ll think you’ve finally healed until you see them post their new partner.
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there’s nothing exciting to look forward to atm.😕
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So, in order for your friend to have a beautiful life, she had to break another woman’s home, and break her boyfriend’s heart. Aw, sweet love, how pleasant you are.❤️
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One of the biggest red flags in a relationship is someone who can hurt you without feeling bad, but becomes the victim the moment you express how their actions made you feel.
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you have a beautiful life.
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Add back-biting, not the gossip kind, the literal kind. Bite her back like a lion on heat.
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Money, the Nigerian God.
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Farewell kisses.
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omo people were seriously in love back then
Farewell kisses.
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I have missed writing.
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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I’m fighting myself from really crashing out but why are people so wicked????? Lol Omo people are wicked and crazy, to think that someone can be sharing the same bed with you but their heart is so wicked towards you that they say all manner of awful things to their friends behind your back. Bruh my head is always hot anytime I remember, you could have just left me alone Fgs, I was on my own fgs
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Branding is how people see you. Marketing is how they find you. Sales is how you get paid. Master all three.
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Man, I need to study more! You hear some people speak, and just shiver from the sheer quality of knowledge they harbor in their minds. All from studying texts!
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What if just 5 minutes a day could challenge your brain in a whole new way?
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Had an ex tell me, “as someone without kids, it’s just a reminder that I am one year closer to not having anyone love me simply because I am me. So doing nothing makes me think about it less” He was referencing that his birthday was a reminder that his parents were getting older and those are often the only people that love us unconditionally As a relatively attractive woman, that really woke me up. I can be a total loser and someone will love me just because I exist and give them attention…men do not have it that easy
why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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Guys are not interested in head games. When a man at my work asked me out, I knew he liked the Indiana Jones films. So I sat back in my chair, looked at him, paused dramatically, and said, “You have chosen… wisely.” We’re married with four children now.
Men these days are different. The moment you say no, they’re gone. No begging, no pleading, no chasing. This generation of men will accept your rejection so fast, you’ll start wondering if they ever wanted you in the first place.
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Anywhere I tune in on the radio, they are telling you people to get your PVCs. Love itttt.
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We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
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