She's a Trad-Con A Trad-Con-Artist

Ex: Hey! How are you these days? Me: Holy shit! I thought you died of AIDs.

The more she eats... .. the less she fucks. So never feed her... .. if you want to fill her up.

If you catch her eyes darting around? She's looking for exit... .. so show her where it's at.

Those are men you foids will never have a chance with though.

Last time I got ghosted it was on purpose. Maybe it was a blessing the last time you got ghosted.

Tf???

"Men used to go to war"... .. while women stayed at home to be whores.

Why don't I don't date fat women? Because first you're feeding her egg rolls... .. then all of a sudden you're humpin her leg rolls. No thanks.

Skinny women are better because you barely have to feed them.

She doesn't love you if she wants you to pull out or wear a condom. In fact... .. she's for the streets.

Don't fall for it.

Where there's a WILL... .. there's a WAY! And WHAT'S my name???

That's my secret weapon though...

Amirite though???

If the roles are reversed... .. this would be considered Sexual Assault.

If you don't have any hobbies... .. then she won't give you that sloppy toppy.

I can't wait till I'm actually good at this.