Will Downes

I’m old enough to remember when people liked Sunak because he **checks notes** had nice hair and could read an auto-cue.

They need to do a documentary about this NFL off-season. Not seen anything like it since the 2008 transfer deadline day.

I’ve just witnessed what could best be described as a Public Audition for a play. Like, people auditioning in a cafe. Is that a common thing? My favourite bit was when one of the actors rocked up with a pint because he thought he’d arrived early.

You know you’re watching independent cinema because everyone is on their own.

With the weather so nice, I’ve naturally decided to have a two film day. Red Rocket and then The Worst Person in the World. Looking forward to both.

This NFL off-season has been too damn good.

Excited to see where Baker ends up because it means a new team to be fond of.

Actually gutted. Always liked the Browns.

Shooketh

Cleveland couldn’t have handled this worse if they tried. Baker isn’t bad enough to go after a replacement and then backtrack when it doesn’t work out.

Oh good grief.

Perk of unemployment is afternoon trips to the cinema. Just seen ‘Ali and Ava’, which was terrific. Fantastic lead performances, great soundtrack. My favourite of Clio Barnard’s work to date.

Cleveland not getting Watson, trading Baker and having to draft a QB in this particular class would be peak Browns. What a shambles.

Some eps of TV you just have to admire, and tonight’s #thisisgoingtohurt is one of them. So good.

Good Lord

I’m old enough to remember when everyone had played three games and #Arsenal were getting relegated.

Another day, another 47 actors added to the cast of ‘Oppenheimer’.

Problem with my girlfriend going back to the office is that I just spent the day interviewing myself in the style of different chat-show hosts.

Approx six million “Emergency Pods” being recorded right now after the Rodgers and Wilson news.

Has Bruce Wayne always lived at Hogwarts? #TheBatman