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Remember the FOX show Herman's Head? It was a travesty when that show died.

Virginia (in the Earth's core)
Joined June 2008
Movie Pitch: President Donald Trump fights tooth and nail to get Superman deported for being an illegal alien.
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Whenever Mitch McConnell makes the peace sign, he gets a little candy, and I think that's great.
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Nothing went harder than the 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴s𝘢 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘐𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘭 theme song. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Click, clack, click.
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The Mr. Brownstone in the Guns N’ Roses song “Mr. Brownstone” is now Dr. Brownstone. After years of trying and failing to graduate from med school, he finally broke through. Yowza, indeed.
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I think I’m turning Sudanese. I think I’m turning Sudanese. I really think so. *strums Sudanese guitar*
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Tidal is actually better than both Spotify and Apple Music. You're not using it, so you're just going to have to trust me.
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RFK Jr.'s brain was eaten by a worm. It's funny, but it also explains everything about him.
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Too stoned. Nintendo.
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I think we can manage approximately 2 proxy wars within a close proximity, but not 3.
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Are we talking ties? (I'm only tweeting nonsense from now on.)
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when a new yorker says they’ve “seen it all,” that technically includes donald trump having six thousand more terms as president. and they don’t seem that fazed by it
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A cryin' shame. Gladstone's was one of the most revered restaurants in American history. All that calamari and ceviche.
... To make way for a 'Gehry-designed Wolfgang Puck' restaurant. An absolute crime. Feels like when Mr. Hawk wanted to knock down the firehouse in Herbie.
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Ostensibly, one of these exciting changes was getting rid of blocks--a change I wholeheartedly endorse. Think of the entertainment value!
Working on some really exciting changes to X, I have a feeling all of you will like it very much when it is ready
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i am seeing a lot of users concerned about removing blocks. We can make mutes stronger, like not allow people you mute to reply or quote you. We can also transfer you block list to mute list. Preventing an account from seeing your posts does not work in practice. Anyone with any intent can find out what you post by simply creating another account or logging out
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I knew all the right people. I took all the right pills. I threw outrageous parties. I paid heavenly bills. Everything. All the time.
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The test-taking system we've used has been the same for the past 67 years 😮 To truly identify student potential, there has to be a better system than just the SATs... here are some thoughts on why it might just be time for an upgrade ↓
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Need a set designer in Los Angeles to help me recreate a Blade Runner, downtown-inspired set like this... ping me jason AT calacanis DOT com if you know someone
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"i am not interested in Politics ." - guy who just suicide bombed luigis mansion
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Almost 10,000 People Willing To Change Their Legal Name To ‘Subway’ For Free Sandwiches, Company Says trib.al/Kcr6PFA
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David Grusch, the "UFO whistleblower", believes his medical records were just leaked by the U.S. government in order to discredit him. According to the story, the outlet that is set to publish them is The Intercept.
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I asked Koala AI to create an image of Patrick Ewing dancing. Why is one of his thumbs missing?
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