William Connors

Your car should self destruct if it’s worth $75,000+ and you’re driving less than 10mph above the speed limit. I’m making an assumption when I choose to get behind a Mercedes at a stop light. I’m using my lived experience to choose this lane instead of the one with the Subaru. I’m employing deductive reasoning in order to maximize the efficiency of my travel. So when you are slow to accelerate upon the light turning green and then you also do not even achieve the 45mph speed limit within 30 seconds you’ve done something completely unforgivable. When you do that you’ve made a direct threat on my life. You’ve upset the natural order. A cheetah does not tiptoe to its destination. And you’re driving 39 in a 50 in an M3? You’re lucky I don’t run you off the road. You’re lucky my car has a government installed killswitch and infrared facial recognition camera pointed at the drivers seat. You aren’t safe anymore