What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.
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Stephen Williams retweeted
These new alien files say we got a radio signal from over a million light years away. A light year is 5.8 trillion miles and that is from one million years in the past. NASA used 17 linked supercomputers for 18 months to decrypt it. Scientists rejoiced when finally a decoded string of characters was printed out at Marshall Space Flight Center near Huntsville. It said "Trump f*cked kids with Jeffrey Epstein"
Stephen Williams retweeted
Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."
United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
Stephen Williams retweeted
Sussan Ley has made her first important decision as leader, adding an extra ‘s’ to her title due to some batshit crazy numerology theory that promises to increase vibrations within the universe or some shit.
Read the full story: theshovel.com.au/2025/05/13/…
Stephen Williams retweeted
"It's just too early to be having these conversations"
ALT James McGrath tells Vatican to wait for the pre-polls
Stephen Williams retweeted
It’s a little known fact that the Vikings covered the roof of their houses with grass so that enemy aircraft bombers couldn’t see them
Stephen Williams retweeted
NO NO NO ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾
The funniest “mean tweet” in history. RIP Cookie Monster’s backup: Dikembe Mutombo. RIP 🌹🙏🏾
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Stephen Williams retweeted
The year is 2074 and Mike Brady's Futurama head is singing Up There Cazaly
Stephen Williams retweeted
After dominating his opponent in straight sets, Barry Gibb told reporters they don’t know what it’s like to 6-0, 6-0 somebody.
Stephen Williams retweeted
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3XurUIl
Stephen Williams retweeted
When you’re lurking out there somewhere in the night heating lung darts with your goddamn lantern, I think it’s pretty safe to say you’ve taken life by the balls.
