In hotel where R2D2 brings scran to your room! Wtf 😲

Oy! Stacey Gooly, get clothes that fit 🙄

I'd love to be a surgeon and just before me patient goes to sleep I'd say to my colleague I wish I hadn't had them 10 pints last night, I'm shaking like a shitin dog and which bollock was it 😳

This city is ours! A poor man's mob land with stupid feckin accents 🤨🙄

Painter arrested for vandalizing chapel ceiling! A chapel spokesman said "We only wanted it in white, he went fuckin mad!

Mate asked will news at 10 be news at 9 now! 🙄😳

She's got the heating on warp factor 10 Captain, the boiler won't feckin take it!

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Mental Maggie and retarded Ronnie 🙄

On the left a humanitarian. On the right a really nice fella. 🙄

Whats black and used to slide up and down Nelson's Column? Winnie Mandela 🙄🤭🫣

John Cole 🙂 Always a "situation in Northern Ireland"! 😀

I wonder if his arsehole gets jealous of his gob because of the amount of shite that comes out of it 🤔

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Not one feckin shopping trolley! 👏👏👍

Feckin gardens gan to shite! That tree needs pruning!

Frogs take advantage of Paris riots and gather for mass exodus before leg amputations!

Albanian rioters resort to using weapons!

Those were the days when your Mam could leave you outside the shop without worrying and feck off with her mates for the weekend, come back and wonder why you're still there! 😒😒

Asked my Doctor if he had anything for wind! He gave me a kite! 🙄😒🫣