✪ 𝐒𝐀𝐌 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍

❝ 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝐈 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒑, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝘰𝘧 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝒊𝒕. ❞

the point is the only people denouncing you as captain america are losers .ᐟ

sweaty was actually the nicest way i could put it 𓈒 they like eat cheeto puffs alllll day and they’re covered in the dust .ᐟ bonus points if they’re overweight and smells like onions 𓈒

they’re just sweaty basement dwellers so don’t take what they say too seriously captain 𓈒

Me stubborn? You’ve got the wrong sister there, Sam. Natasha was the stubborn one. I’m a lot easier to babysit than at least two of the members of my team.

Where did bro learn Italian?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀“You know i would believe you ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀if i didn’t just speak ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Italian…” ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“Oh, right sorry. ⠀⠀⠀Uhhh— Sto cercando di spargere ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀la voce che sei cap ora. Le stronze semplicemente non sanno come ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀accettare” ⠀

Then I’ll cook for you once I’m feeling better with no cold and fever. I don’t want you getting sick.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀“Dude I’m trying to spread the ⠀⠀⠀word that you’re cap now. Bitches ⠀⠀⠀⠀just don’t know how to accept ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it…” ⠀

"I can tell when someone served in the military and my gut tells me you have @WingedCapSam."