X… it’s not you, it’s us. Just kidding—it’s definitely you. We’d say we’ll miss it here, but… we won’t. Catch you on Instagram and TikTok.
Easy popcorn mix-ins just make snack time feel extra. ✨ #nationalpopcornday
I’m not saying my Christmas is like a Hallmark movie, but I did light a candle and drink hot cocoa today. ☕
Finding last year’s wreath in storage feels like unearthing a buried treasure—until you realize it’s squished flat.
On Tuesday, we launched our annual in-store donation program for the American Red Cross! Donate $1, $5, or round up at checkout to support disaster relief. Help us aid those affected by natural disasters through Sept. 17. #Donate #RedCross businesswire.com/news/home/2…
Wanna know how the Roman Empire was cut in half?
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With a pair of CAESARS!! 🥗
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What do you call a butcher with a sense of humor?
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A real cut-up! 🥩
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"You know.. I was gonna make some gator tonight. Problem is, I only have a croc pot.."
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Dad walks past the salad dressings: "Ope.. That was awkward. I just saw the salad dressing.. 😳"
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Dad shopping for eggs: "I can't remember if my wife likes eggs. Either she likes them, or she..dozen."
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Dad talking to produce associate: "So you're in charge here?"
Produce associate nods.
Dad: "So I guess that makes you the... executive producer? 🥬 🍅 🥦 🍊 🥒 🍍"
#FathersDay #DadJokes
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
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They weren't "peeling" well... 🍌
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If you like our tweets, you should try our meats.. 🥩 #stillthebeefpeople

