*sits down in brewery* “Yes I’d like a glass of all of your beer please.” This has happened more than once

That’s it. That’s the message.

Cheers! From the official ice cube of Detroit sports. #detroit #detroitredwings

This is a legitimate offer for the @DetroitRedWings I will pay $1.8 billion for the franchise. Someone get this to Chris Ilitch. I am serious. #LGRW

Our ice maker is malfunctioning so tonight I signed an executive order to tap (with a hammer) our strategic ice reserves. I told my wife what I did and she said “I know, I heard you”. I was surprised to hear this because there wasn’t anyone in the press pool to report on it.

I think @Wendys song Salt In The Wound is the best song on the EP and is probably one of the best dis track ever. And it’s true, #RedheadsTreatYouBetter

How many more treasured celebrities need to die in 2026 before the United States sees the Epstein files and executes Trump?? Barry Melrose, former player, coach and ESPN analyst, dies espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/4988…

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

Networks should just air PBS programming instead of Trump programming tonight.

Forgive me @LakeSuperior for speaking for you but I had to defend you.

Republicans got their way when RBG died. Time for the Democrats to have theirs. #DieMMCdie

Worst. Birthday. Ever. #America250

At 250 years, the USA is really just a toddler compared to history. President Trump really embodies that by shitting himself and throwing tantrums. #USA

Happy Canada day to the greatest nation of the continent. #Canada

Enjoy your fun while it lasts Scotland #TartanArmy #football #soccer

Bring that energy to Wisconsin and let’s have a real championship!

Stopped at my local @KwikTrip this morning and had an awkward moment

So Wisconsin can out drink any other state… But a place like California can out smoke Wisconsin… So in a triathlon it would all come down to the 3rd event. What’s the 3rd event?

In you there are two raccoons… #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8gKhDBS/