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It seems like SNL hasn't been very funny recently but Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek had some pretty unhinged moments on their version of Jeopardy!, especially the late Sean Connery impressions. 😂😂😂
Take a break from football (halftime break) and listen to a few clips for laugh or two. ✌🏼
She's been in an exclusive relationship with him,spending all that time with him & his friends,yet she doesn't have a key to his apt & has to CRAWL THROUGH A WINDOW to get inside? But, his apt is on the 6th FLOOR? I'll never get those minutes back watching that nonsense.🙄
Sloppiest traffic stop I've ever seen. The leeway he was giving the driver after clocking her at 117 mph in 45-mph zone was unbelievable. After handcuffing her,he still didn't immediately secure her in the back of the squad,despite a male passenger walking around outside the car.
Yeah, but at some point, you have to start calling a thang a thang. Babysitting Trump's feelings is OVER. He's a grown-ass man. Treat him EXACTLY the way he treats everyone else. It's really that simple.
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So we are doing the second round of at The Capitol AGAIN?
Some people never learn.
Do it @JakeLang Pop off!
#fyp #j6 #jakelang #breakingnews #🤣🤣🤣
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So here's what happened in today's Stupid Olympics.
There are two people named Dana White.
One is President and CEO of the UFC
The other is Dana W. White, who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Defense under Secretary James Mattis
Their pictures are below. He's the white guy. She's the Black woman. I'll call them UFC Dana and DOD Dana to make it easier for you.
Suzie Wiles, shortly before being replaced by Count Stephen Miller, advised Trump that his new Press Secretary should be Dana White.
And Trump in all his finite wisdom, immediately assumed the UFC Dana, who has never done anything to prepare him for press secretary, and not DOD Dana, whose entire career has been in preparation for that.
Now you might be saying, "Kelly, not everyone knows about DOD Dana. It's an honest mistake."
But he's NOT just "everyone." He's the President of the United States. And this is a man whose administration has been firing Black people, women, trans people, and so on, insisting that none of them got their job based on merit.
And then he's going to name someone completely unqualified to be Press Secretary because the President is a fan of the UFC.
And he didn't even think to ask anyone. It never even occurred to him to ponder whether UFC Dana is the person he should pick as Press Secretary.
Stupid and incurious are a dangerous combination, and this man is both of those things.
And that got me to thinking about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska. And I get it now. The man who is too stupid to know the difference between two Dana Whites thinks Alaskans are too stupid to know the difference between two Dan Sullivans.
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These Democrat politicians are professional gaslighters.
She claims they’re all supporting Hakeem Jeffries because “they don’t want to start the next Congress with chaos and dysfunction.”
THEY ARE CREATING THE CHAOS BY GOING AGAINST WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.
‼️👇👇💯🎯👇👇
Y’all need to stop trying to turn this Hakeem Jeffries situation into a race issue. For many of us, it’s about his unwavering support for Israel while our tax dollars fund what we believe is genocide. And you conveniently leave out that we don’t want Chuck Schumer either. Schumer isn’t Black. The opposition is for the same reason. It’s about policy, not race.
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AMERICANS DIDN’T VOTE IN RECORD
NUMBERS AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS
JUST TO HAVE THE DNC FUCK IT UP! 😡
#ReplaceSchumerAndJeffriesASAP























