Short For TERRIFIC

Got a mound of pistachio shells on my desk. Been using them as little ashtrays. Yes. Pistach-trays.

I love that the most praised and influential heavy metal album ever has puppets in the title

"Some of those words were important? Then why did you group them with all those words that weren't?"

Been at work all day with no internet, so what happened? Did Trump get fucked?

Pretty much the only entertainment medium left to adapt to reality tv is reading so I'm pitching a show where cameras watch people reading books and occasionally drinking tea or ignoring texts

Whatever the reality of the allegations etc about to come forward, it can't be great being either of the main two names everybody THINKS it is... does make you think how nice they must be to have so much support lol

Skateboarding might be the only sport where them getting it wrong is more entertaining than getting it right

Christopher Walken talks partly in italics. Nic Cage talks with some words in bold.

Zombies eat brains, yeah? So it'd make sense if they especially targeted the cleverest amongst us. Idiots would be more or less ignored; they'd be seen as low-quality dogfood brains. Geniuses would have filet mignon Taste The Difference brains and would be very sought-after.

Show me some happy ending shit all this AAGH WTF stuff is wearing me out

HEAVY SMOKER TASTE TEST: Hey these things all taste the same

While we're on the subject of tropes we don't like can we STOP having stronger characters rip doors off cars? Car doors do not come off easily. If you grabbed a door with a crane the whole car would leave the ground.

Not sure if I've got ADHD and aphasia or I'm just fickle and not interested in other people enough to remember their names

Want some metal deep cuts? Ok try these; BLITZKRIEG - Hell To Pay SKYSCRAPER - Never Again RAVEN - Don't Need Your Money HELLOWEEN - Heavy Metal (Is The Law)