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StonkBroker to $1B.

STONKBROKER TOWN
Joined July 2023
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Been researching all the micro cap charts on @LaunchOnSF over the past 2 weeks. There's one that looks superior vs the others and it's still sitting under 50k mcap. Has a real shot at breaking into the top 10 on STONK, which is a minimum 20x upside from here. Chart is impeccable with higher lows and higher highs since launch, and all of this is happening while the broader STONK eco is down 30-50%. Just $100 buys you 0.25% of the entire supply, which means you aren't risking much for exposure to asymmetric upside. Holders appear diamond handed, with majority of larger wallets adding to their positions. But don't take my word for it and DYOR by checking out @CONDOonSol yourself. $ZEC has $ZCAT (42m mcap) $NEAR has $NEARKAT (2.5m mcap) $ONDO has @CONDOonSol (45k mcap) I don't typically post about micro caps, but I'm too bullish on this one given everything mentioned above. Do yourself a favor and just throw $20 into this and check your wallet in a month. 6c1yyJi2uy5kQ1CWcECMFPHp2SspfH1rxDr1Ecnjy9G
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$STONKBROKER This is as good as it gets in terms of what I look for in a trade. 📈 > Deep 88.6% retrace > Completion of harmonic > Type 2 return (double bottom at D point) > Higher low following the double bottom If you've been looking to join the StonkBroker ecosystem, this is probably the best entry you'll ever get. $0.0045 is the invalidation point, so buying here and adding on dips (above this level) should be good. Many charts on @RobinhoodCrypto actually look similar to this, so take your pick. My bet is on $STONKBROKER. CLOCK IN.
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robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 Pattern completion zone on StonkBroker. Got the 88.6% fib retracement and reacting positively. Would love to see a backtest at $0.0045 for confirmation. While price is down, this has been an easy hold and DCA token given the opportunity here. I still believe. StonkBroker to $1B. CLOCK IN.
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Replying to @bulktrade
@bulktrade If you're seeing this you're still early. Just wrapped up week 2 and hit Platinum. My total volume is still under $1M too. You don't need much capital either, I'm doing this with a $200 USDC deposit and trading $BTC and $SOL at 10x leverage. That's around $4k volume per trade, with around 3-5 trades per day. It's still invite only, so get started today while AURA is cheap. Here are some codes to get started: BULK-6ZJ-Q77 BULK-6GA-X8T BULK-E5T-72H
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$STONKBROKER Still looking excellent here. Reacted off the D point and now coming back for a retest. Ideal entry is a backtest at the D point for a type 2 return. (Any higher low here is also bullish) TLDR; Best entry is $0.086 if you get it. Interns looking strong too. Fundamentally, we are firing on all cylinders and it's just a matter of time. CLOCK TF IN.
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$STONKBROKER Damnit I like my interns more than my StonkBroker. Anyone else feel the same? Clocked in x2
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solana:Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump Don't fade this community. solana:Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump looks like it's about to take off. 📈 Had to zoom out a bit to see all the levels. Next leg up will be up to +350%. All levels listed on the chart below. DOGECOIN BUT WITH A CAT(E). Higher.
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robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 We completed a beautiful Gartley harmonic (BULLISH). 1) We hit the 78.6% XA retracement at a key level. 2) With a textbook 65% AB retrace on B point in the golden pocket. For the non technical folks, this is the harmonic $BTC printed in 2018 at $3k before its move to $69k top. Nothing is guaranteed, but this is exactly where huge reversals happen. 👀 CLOCK TF IN.
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$CATE Do not fade this community. They not like us. They're the only ones onboarding people IRL from what I'm seeing. With PF holder rewards enabled, the pitch becomes bulletproof. 1) Dogecoin but with a cat(e) 2) Trillion Dollar $CATE 3) You literally get paid to hold this Now we have @solana acknowledging them and this thing is somehow still sitting under $100M mcap. Higher.
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$NUDES Chart is disgusting, but still my favorite meme/stonk on RH chain. Will have to wait until we find a bottom. Still generating ton of mindshare but price action is diverging. Asymmetric bet, but need bottom confirmation first. $SNAP spectacles launch next week, maybe the catalyst we need. Send $NUDES
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$LAURA Always something interesting happening in the @ClutchMarkets discord. SF just launched an AI CEO in training in collaboration with @normiesART. The agent's mission is to get $STONKBROKER to $1B. LAURA is a swarm of 20 agents that each have a purpose, whether it's market research, trading, or launching tokens. You can see what they're discussing amongst each other at the cafe bar, and one of the first things it did was launch her own token via StonkLauncher. Currently sitting at ~200k mcap on the bonding curve. Could she be the $AIXBT of this cycle? We're about to find out. STAY CLOCKED IN.
Replying to @OxSimpleFarmer
Check out the Cafe Bar section on the website where you can watch the SWARM engage in thread like conversations amongst eachother
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Fun fact: I first discovered $CATE on @mobyagent app and bought $7 of it when it launched. That position is worth over $2k today, and it was my first and only 285x. I didn't have any idea what CATE was, I just saw a bunch of whales buying so I just clicked buy on the first candle. It also helped me discover a bunch of winners like $STONKBROKER, $PONS, and $STONK. Now it's a part of my research process before I buy anything. You can see whether whales and KOLs are buying or selling. The app is free, and you currently earn 5000 $MOBY for signing up with my ref below and making a trade. Referral link (mobile only) invite.mobyscreener.com/N6QC… PS - you don't have to deposit anything, you can just use it as a free life changing research tool. (Just 2 mins to get it on your phone will literally change the way you trade)
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$MANCER Finally got around to trying out @MancerXYZ and my only regret is not doing it sooner. Been doing my @RobinhoodCrypto swaps on UP/Uniswap, but it looks like Mancer actually does give you the best routes. See screenshot below - Got an extra 25 solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump using Mancer. Now I'm wondering how much extra SB I would have if I used Mancer from day one. Better late than never. PS - This makes me more bullish on Mancer. Maybe it's time to start accumulating while the price is low. CLOCK IN.
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solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump We just had a 65% drawdown from the previous high. Ngl it was painful, especially as I kept adding more on the way down. The good news is we now have a double bottom and the price is reacting nicely off of it. If we can hold this level, it'll be a nice +140% move back to the top. Sentiment is low at the moment, which is typically the best time to position. Mercenary liquidity is moving off RH to chase the SOL runners, but they will be back and our wallets will be filled. CLOCK IN.
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$STONKBROKER Critical moment on the StonkBroker chart rn. Zooming all the way out, we can see a clear wedge pattern developing. This looks very similar to the $PONS chart before it broke out and did a 20x. Earlier today, we briefly broke down below the level which is typically bearish. However, it looks like we're trying to recapture the level and it becomes extremely bullish if we can. It's called a 'fake breakdown' and lures technical traders to sell at the lows before reversing to the upside. We need to break above $0.018 and hold that level for this to be true CLOCK IN.
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solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump Buy the fear. Believe in something. CLOCK TF IN.
solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump Important update on the StonkBroker chart. 📈 We made our first lower low in this uptrend which is not ideal, but it also doesn't mean that it's over yet. What I'm looking for next is whether we follow with a lower high, which is anything lower than $0.036. If we make a lower high followed by another lower low, then that to me tells me the trend has shifted bearish again. Not the end of the world since this that just means we get to accumulate more at discounted prices. The longer the accumulation, the higher the expansion. @RobinhoodCrypto and rest of the market has cooled off a bit so the pullback makes sense. Now's the time to do your research, pick your winners, and position accordingly before the next leg up. CLOCK IN.
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solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump ATH waiting room.... 👀
solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump WEN MOON? 👀 Stars are aligning, and it's insane how much time they're giving us to accumulate. We now have 4 consecutive higher lows over a two week period. Each time we put in another higher low gives us more confirmation that the move is real. All of this after a healthy pullback after a 10x from my initial 5m entry. Study before god candle. Study $UP before god candle. We're going much, much higher. 📈 StonkBroker to $1B. CLOCK TF IN.
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solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump Uh oh, the train is starting to leavethe station. Last chance to grab your bag before we permanently cross this 30m level. But don't worry, you can always buy at 50m or 100m. That'll still be a 10x to 20x until we hit 1 billy. In all seriousness, we just completed the 3 rising valley pattern (3 consecutive higher lows and highs). Breaking $0.023 likely means we teleport to ATHs next. You have been warned. Get your bag now, and $HOLDPLEASE. StonkBroker to $1B. CLOCK IN.
solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump WARNING: This is probably your last chance to buy StonkBroker at these levels. We had our initial parabolic run followed by 'deep' retrace. Trend is reversing into UPSIDE with consecutive higher highs and higher lows. Looking to put in our last higher low before takeoff. All of this aligns with bitcoin:native pulling back at the moment, but as we've seen over the past week the moves are quick. Don't try to catch the bottom like me, just zoom out, buy low, and $HOLDPLEASE. StonkBroker to $1B. CLOCK IN.
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$STONKBROKER Spent the last two weeks trying to catch the 'bottom' on StonkBroker and kept missing it by a few percentage points. At this point, if I truly believe we hit $1B this cycle then what difference does a $0.012 vs $0.014 entry matter in the grand scheme of things? Reminding myself (and you) to zoom out and look at the big picture. 1) Do I expect it to be the dominating ecosystem on @RobinhoodCrypto? 2) Do I expect it to hold the #1 NFT spot on RH chain? 3) Do I expect it to pass value back to both token and NFT holders? YES, YES, and YES. StonkBroker to $1B. CLOCK IN MFers
$STONKBROKER Congrats to those who Clocked In during the pullback. $0.012 was the target and we had 3-4 days to buy around here. Looks like the bottom is in on StonkBroker. If you're sidelined (again), with a little bit of luck we will put in a higher low after this first higher high on the downtrend. Target is $0.014-$0.015 if we're lucky enough to get it. I personally rotated my $PONS into StonkBroker over the past few days, and I don't regret it at all. (Congrats to all the PONS holders for ATH) StonkBroker to $1B CLOCK IN.
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$STONKBROKER Congrats to those who Clocked In during the pullback. $0.012 was the target and we had 3-4 days to buy around here. Looks like the bottom is in on StonkBroker. If you're sidelined (again), with a little bit of luck we will put in a higher low after this first higher high on the downtrend. Target is $0.014-$0.015 if we're lucky enough to get it. I personally rotated my $PONS into StonkBroker over the past few days, and I don't regret it at all. (Congrats to all the PONS holders for ATH) StonkBroker to $1B CLOCK IN.
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