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When I die, I want @Arsenal players to lower my coffin, so they can let me down one last time.

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Bukayo Saka, remember the name.
🔥 WHAT A COMEBACK 🔥 From 2-0 down to 3-2 up, #AFCU18 have maintained their place at the top of the U-18 Premier League table 👏
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What a fucking gang of jokers. Imagine your own club account getting community noted for LYING😆
A record crowd for a domestic cup tie at the Etihad tonight 🏡🩵 Thanks for your top support as always, Blues. Onto Saturday 💪
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Attendance for this Carabao Cup tie was 49,107, not a record for a domestic cup match at the Etihad. The previous high was 50,755 vs Wolves in the 2017 League Cup. mancity.com/news/first-tea… footballwebpages.co.uk/match/2026-202… transfermarkt.com/manchester-cit…
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What do you mean a maid? Isn't that a child!??😭😭😭 what's going on
It is very easy to spot a maid, when it gets to her turn the stones to design her dress finished 😭 Women will always be women
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Faith when the judge said 14 million
A judge just ruled that Faith Evans must pay $14 million in profits from The Notorious B.I.G.’s estate to the trust set up by his late mother, Voletta Wallace.
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Arsenal were called bottlers for finishing second after spending less than 300 million Narratives man 😂😂
Think Iraola deserves far more credit than the general consensus seems to be right now, he’s lost ONE match at Liverpool, to City. They’re 3 wins from 3 in the UCL, on 15 points after 8 games (71-ish point pace), utilising Nyoni, Koumas, Rio, McConnell. They were one of the teams whose transfer business was most worrying, Araujo’s done well but RB, LB, central midfield, he’s managed those issues near-perfectly. Still so much to be improved on even from a coaching POV but in a transition season with a sub optimal “rebuild” in the summer, you couldn’t have asked for much more.
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It is very easy to spot a maid, when it gets to her turn the stones to design her dress finished 😭 Women will always be women
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You can always tell rookies who really have never lived with women. Usually very naive and idealist😄
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I’m pretty sure Epstein is still alive
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🔴⚪ Been waiting for this podcast since cos I knew it was definitely coming 😂 If I tell you I'm surprised to see Adam Murphy of Fleetwood is on Talksport this evening, explaining how they beat Arsenal, then I'll be lying. Southampton beat us in the FA Cup last season. The next day, Sky Sports went after their players one by one. "So how did you beat Arsenal?" Man City beat us in the Carabao Cup final. Doku, Semenyo, Bernardo Silva all sat down for interviews to talk about it. A whole production. Bournemouth won at the Emirates. Sky Sports showed up at Alex Scott's house. His own house o. Just to talk about beating Arsenal. Brighton beat us last month. Fabian Hürzeler went on Talksport to explain how he did it. And this season alone, the Premier League has made over 6 videos breaking down Arteta's Arsenal. A whole 6. I keep asking, when will they do one for other teams? They won't. Because when other teams lose, nobody cares cos it's normal. Omo, whether you like it or not, Arsenal is not on your level. We are far, far ahead of everybody in this league. That's why beating us is the biggest story of your season. I'm enjoying every bit of this 😏 COYG 🔴⚪
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Replying to @MarioNawfal
You're living in La La Land. Colin Kaepernick's career was blown into pieces for taking a f&^king knee. In the U.S., corporations, media conglomerates and certain interest groups like the ADL are the "leaders." Were you sleeping when Macklemore was banned from performing in US stadiums? The State Department recently canceled about 300,000 visas solely based on ideological grounds. WTF are you talking about?
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Replying to @MarioNawfal
It’s illegal to boycott Israel in 38 US states. Criticizing Israel or Israeli figures is categorized as antisemitism and there is now a dedicated DOJ joint task force focused on prosecuting this as a hate crime
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Say something negative about Isr@el then, criticize its genocide in Gaza, see what happens.
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Oh please.
Kylian Mbappé lost all his Chinese sponsors this morning after saying Mao Zedong was a dictator This would never happen if you call any U.S or EU leader a dictator I choose Westen democracies over China and autocracies any day of the week!
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When the mask slips… wow.
“I no longer feel proud to be Israeli… We are occupiers, yes… wait, i thought we were on commercial break!” Amazing — Israeli actress Chelli Goldenberg accidentally tells the truth when she doesn’t realize she’s live on the air. (H/T @MintPressNews) More: israelnationalnews.com/news/…
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Replying to @HoopsCrave
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Adult star Lily Phillips has reportedly been diagnosed with AIDS after sleeping with 10,000 men' in 24 hours.
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Ni hablemos de cómo los arbitrajes de esta liga del orto expusieron a Saka a agresiones constantes entre los 19-23 años, sin reprimenda alguna. Antes era irrompible; hoy, entre tantos factores, le pasa factura.
More matches at the age of 22 than Lionel Messi. 87 Premier League games in a row. Bukayo Saka’s injury issues should come as no real surprise. Years of overplaying and poor recruitment - Arsenal are facing the inevitable consequences. standard.co.uk/sport/footbal…
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I like it up the ass babe. Lube me up
If you have to use lubricant during sex, you both are not compatible intimately.
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Replying to @petejonesintx @grok
🤖 Made with AI
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“Snake will never attack you if you don’t attack first” 🤡🤡
"SERPIENTE ATACA UN PERRO EN UNA FINCA" Una cámara de seguridad captó el momento exacto en que un pastor belga malinois descansaba tranquilamente en el pasillo exterior de su casa durante la madrugada. Sin previo aviso, una serpiente de gran tamaño se desliza a través de la reja y se acerca sigilosamente a solo unos centímetros de él. En una milésima de segundo, el perro detecta la presencia del reptil, reacciona de un salto esquivando cualquier posible ataque y de inmediato se pone en guardia para ladrar y alertar a su dueño, quien sale enseguida a revisar la situación. Una muestra impresionante del instinto de alerta y agilidad de esta raza protegiendo su hogar.
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