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Chocolate Sips Kahlua

@WizKahlua

Keep scraping by like the Piragua guy, but I'm livin. My life is a dumpster fire, but that still means it's a lil bit lit tho. MSU Alumna, model, HR, Scientist

 Chicago, IL
Joined February 2013
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Almost mixed up hydrocortisone and hydrocodone in a sentence. WHOOPS!
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Everything Kristen Bell says about her marriage sounds like a coded cry for help 😭
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 28
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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El Ricky@IndikurOct 28
man they was gon kill his ass LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hater Report (@HaterReport) profile pictureHater Report
@HaterReportOct 28
Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea for GAMBLING on Dec. 9 Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his LIFE DEPENDED ON IT just to cut the lead from 9 to 7. 😭 The spread was +8.5
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Chicago Bears
@ChicagoBearsOct 29
✨ Bears core ✨
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@GWANJEZOct 27
When En Vogue hit SNL in March 1992, they dismantled the myth that girl groups couldn’t sing full-throttle live in heels. Trading leads across Cindy, Dawn, Terry, and Maxine, their dynamic control remained untouchable—from Dawn’s raspy rock bite to Terry’s operatic belts. When they converged on the hook, their four-part harmonies locked in with their blend and zero backing tape. The album dropped 3 days later, proving to themselves and to the world just how Funky, these Divas really are.
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em (@emilyagain) profile pictureem@emilyagainOct 28
I will always love you, Chinese Hispanic Grocery of Eldridge Street
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Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile pictureErnie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJOct 28
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Henry White
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Obama Stretch My Hands
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
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OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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immediate parent / teacher conference! but I fear home is also a bird cage because you don’t get this from out of thin air at this age.
Raven (@Rah_ven) profile pictureRaven
@Rah_venOct 27
come get these kids!!! 😭
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Never let your dreams be dreams
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Chocolate Sips Kahlua (@WizKahlua) profile pictureChocolate Sips Kahlua@WizKahluaOct 27
I have an impromptu day off and all I can think of so far for fun things is reading a book in a new location and getting a bloomin onion 🫠 Not a big museum girlie, and I refuse to do chores. Im also on a budget. Pls help.
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@RadicalJimmahOct 27
This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙 (@antares_ojo_o) profile pictureJafrin⁷ 🌸🌙@antares_ojo_oOct 26
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Chicago will put a speed limit camera up yo ass if you not careful
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blue (@mdnaburns) profile pictureblue@mdnaburnsOct 26
How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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@_melayela_Oct 27
Me when JAY-Z plays this during his Super Bowl Performance: #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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Don Leo@Don_Tone_LeoOct 27
Show me a guy with better dimples, I’ll wait 👉🏼😏
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Girlala 🎀@xmarjaveyaOct 26
THIS WHAT KINDA FRIENDS Y’ALL NEED OMG!!
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i got nasty & disrespectful first ??
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I have an impromptu day off and all I can think of so far for fun things is reading a book in a new location and getting a bloomin onion 🫠 Not a big museum girlie, and I refuse to do chores. Im also on a budget. Pls help.
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Blake Shelton is still so funny to me bc who has ever said that about him other than Gwen Stefani?
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
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People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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