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Your problem is that you speak abt celebrities with so much authority as if you know them personally, if you don't see them on pictures together you conclude that they are not getting along.. If they have a misunderstanding you think that they have a beef&they are enemies #Bonang
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Black Coffee Foundation Has Begun Handing Over Newly Built Houses For Flood Victims Families.
International renowned producer and Dj BlackCoffee made a promise to build houses for the flood victims families last year.
Real name Nkosinathi Maphumulo, Black Coffee lived up to his promises and delivered the first phase of the houses.
On Wednesday, the foundation handed over newly rebuilt homes in Mthatha.
After the devastating floods that left many families displaced, this moment marks a step toward restoring safety, dignity and hope.
More homes are still to come.
In partnership with Tenco Foundation and Pro Roof.
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Thank you People of the South and Beyond. I can't just keep quiet.... But thank you Very much for your Financial gifts of Support. Words of Encouragement, Calls etc
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After sex, I noticed that women tend to love more and men reduce their love. Why is that so?
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Do yourself a favour - Get rich. Life gets easier with money, not time! 😁
While at it, differentiate REAL friends from fans of your status
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please cut down on these :
1) Processes sugar
2) White flour
3) Maize meal
4) Fizz drinks and energy drinks
5) White rice
6) Alcohol
7) Meat
8) Dairy products
please STOP smoking.. it doesn’t matter what u are smoking, inhaling any smoke isn’t healthy. 🍀💚 – at South Africa
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Going to golf and my wife will wake up later and go to church where she will be told to obey me, humble herself and submit to me. Noma singabahedeni we must donate to churches, I could never tell my wife to obey me, be humble and submit. Bekuzoliwa!
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The Coke joke: It was in 2002 and I was the Mega Manufacturing Manager at ABI Pretoria. I shared the facility with the sales division that was led by Daan van der Merwe. Daan’s Boss was Trevor Gibbons and he has been selling Coke for over 30 yrs, pretty much the only thing he has done in his life. Trevor used to tell lots of Coke jokes and stories, he was a fun old man. Trevor was a chain smoker and we had an interleading balcony with Daan and it overlooked my bottling lines, that’s where the jokes and stories were told. There is one joke that he told that was so funny I have never forgotten it, I just could not stop laughing at the irony so here it goes. Coke ran into trouble with sales in a few consecutive years, all efforts were made to grow sales but nothing really worked. Then one Easter a Coke executive heard the Pope lead the world in the Lord’s Prayer and he thought he had found a solution, proposed a visit to the
Vatican City to meet the Pope about this idea and a team of high powered Coke Executives was dispatched. The Pope was amused as he got a request from Coca Cola to meet about a problem they think he can solve for them. At the Vatican they explained how they have a dry season with no sales growth over a few years and they would like the Pontiff to help them. The Pope asked what they think he can do for them since he knew nothing about marketing. They then explained that they heard him lead the world in the Lords Prayer and they think they too can be helped by him. The request was that he makes some slight changes to the Lord’s Prayer. The Pope was still curious at this, this is a serious company requesting help but he is lost as to what the idea is. He asked them to explain what they meant as he is still in the dark about the request. The Coke Execitive with the idea said ‘ I heard you lead the world in the Lords Prayer over Easter and we thought we could be helped by u if u change that part where u said ‘and give us this day our daily bread to say and give us this day our daily Coca Cola’ we believe this will help our sales as well’’ puzzled the Pope said u guys must be joking, and they said we are not joking we can write a cheque of $100m US right now, the Pope was getting agitated and said u must be out of your minds and the Coke executives said okay then one billion USD. The Pope lost his cool and asked security to throw them out, just as they were about to be pushed out the door the one Executive blocked the door with his foot and said to the Pope one last question, the Pope angrily said what? And the Coke Executive asked : How much do the bread people pay you?
But Kelly's current album wasn't marketed correctly, I only know myb just two songs nawo they are not hits. But still that doesn't make Ntokozo's album deserving of that award. Myb someone else deserved that award, not between these two.
Kelly is a wrong person to be disgruntled
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Women who are dressed like this will FORCE you, psychologically, to come correct.
Before you walk up to women who are endowed in their feminine appearance, you'd run some self-checks.
"Haa, haaa" to check your breath.
"Look in the mirror" to be sure your clothes are well pressed, even 2FA, by asking your guy, "How do I look?"
"Smell your armpits" to be sure you don't reek horribly and need a cologne.
Then, they'd force you into being in shape too, because you can't ask for excellence, when you can't give a fraction of it.
That's how much power a feminine woman has on a man.
But they've convinced them that degeneracy is empowering, and now men love it because that's their default.
A man doesn't want to be forced into coming correct. But feminine women force it out of him.
Bask in your femininity, Ladies. I promise you, it pays.
Learn or learn the hard way.
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