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Man Utd blood. Rock & Metal music enthusiast. Socially Awkward.

Emerald Forest
Joined August 2009
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Camera man needs a pay raise after this.
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Genuinely cannot stand this despicable man
Exclusive: Avram Glazer tells financiers commercial power of clubs like #MUFC not affected by sporting success. Compares to New York Yankees + Dallas Cowboys. United co-owner appeared at Deutsche Bank sports investment conference in September ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7753722…
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Lol. Villa not taking any chances
🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆! Aston Villa are in advanced talks with Unai Emery over a NEW contract. He has been LINKED with United in recent weeks, amid the uncertainty over the future of Carrick. But he is now providing Villa with a huge boost by signing a new long-term contract. #MUFC [@JPercyTelegraph]
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Angry youths disrupt INEC Nigeria stakeholders meeting in asaba over alleged ward fraud. Their stance is, there is no single ljaw aborinal community in Warri South. And the Delta State INEC Chairman escaped through the backdoor. The people said, if INEC insist on working with the alleged fraudulent report uploaded on their portal in 2027 elections, then there will be no elections in Warri Federal Constituency.
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I'm literally the guy in the home jersey. Emotionless, though happy aboutnthe result.
This is what football does to us and it's exactly why we enjoy it. Look at the assnal and chelshit fans feeling themselves before the vintage come back happened. @Mz_Tosyn tweets from last night just dey pami. God pass her sha. GGMU ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Nigerians, see how Americans have reacted to just two years of discomfort? They’re shaking up their political system. Meanwhile, after 12 years of APC, we’re still debating another four years? No be the same life we carry come? 😭😭😭
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Before anyone starts it.. No this is not a turning point. No this is not where we get back on track. It's 1 win in 10. That's it. None of this 3 games to save his job nonsense. Get the plans in place.
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Good. Do it again.
🚨🚨🗣️ @StevenRailston: “It looked like an angry United fan was shouting at Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox as they left the directors’ box. Security staff had to get involved.” #MUFC
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Utd board deadass tanked 3 games so they don’t sack him before intl break like there’s a first round pick waiting for us at the end of this
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This is more sackable form from those in the dugout, on the pitch and in the stands. #mufc's game plan seems to be hit and hope with long, aimless passes. Totally unacceptable of those in the directors' box that they have allowed this to continue.
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Heaven's handball. Penalty. A hell of a player. – at Winsen (Luhe), Deutschland
Heaven is not Martinez's replacement. He's a disaster in waiting. Playing him alongside Maguire makes matters more tragic.
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In terms of confidence, mannerism and all that body language shit. This is the lowest I’ve ever seen a United team, it’s genuinely baffling how this is where we are.
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How does it not ring alarm bells to the higher ups at United that Bayern Munich, a team run better than your own, is wanting someone who is at your organisation & you’re going to let him walk for free Meanwhile you will let Wilcox keep his job despite being a failure for 3 years
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True. But how come when they both reach 30, they suddenly become age mates and he is shamed for not marrying his 'mate'?
A 19 year old boy and a 19 year old girl aren’t age mates!!!!
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“I knew you would manifest” slays me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please Get Down!! 😂😂😂😂
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That means a 30 year old woman is way older than a 30 year old man Got it
A 19 year old boy and a 19 year old girl aren’t age mates!!!!
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Hilarious article lmao #InsideJob
Jason Wilcox is a man under intense scrutiny right now. First, Lisandro Martinez criticised Manchester United's director of football publicly. Then the Old Trafford crowd made it clear they blame him for some of the club's recent troubles. He has also been booed when leaving Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge in recent weeks. @J_Tanswell, @lauriewhitwell and @MarioCortegana spoke to those with knowledge of the situation to find out how Wilcox is viewed inside and outside the club. Free to read: bit.ly/4z3I4Il
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I mean, HR can’t be this obnoxious to include weekends as part of leave days.
There’s a Gen Z lady at my workplace who applied for 4 days of annual leave. Her leave started on Thursday, and she was expected back on Monday. But she resumed on Wednesday. When HR asked why she added two extra days without approval, she calmly explained: “My leave started on Thursday. Friday was my first leave day, Saturday and Sunday were weekends, and Monday was my second working day. I still had two working days left, so I used Tuesday and Wednesday to complete my four days.”
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Abia done ✅
We’ve finished auditing the preliminary voters register for Abia State, thanks to our team of ‘volunteers’. The full report is on the way. In the meantime, here are the gibberish names we found in the register. 75 of them are in a single ward, Eziama in Aba North. If you see one in your polling unit, flag it on INEC’s online register with “Report Suspected Irregularity” before the final register comes out on 15 December. #NigeriaDecides #AbiaState #VotersRegister #INEC
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Lol. Someone is catching up on LOST
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CLAIRE IS JACKS HALF SISTER??? HOLY SHIT???????
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