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Academy Award-watching actor. Tweets featured on Yahoo!, News(dot)com, Bored Panda and your mom's fridge.

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Joined February 2009
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Ran into a friend of yours today @Jeff_B_Cohen.
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We got an American Pope before we got GTA VI?!?
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Rest in peace, Val Kilmer. You will always be the ultimate wingman.
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My girls are cranking out some golden butt nuggets. I’m gonna be rich. $eggs
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If you start watching The Goonies right at 11:47pm tonight, when the clock strikes midnight you’ll be starting the new year watching the greatest movie ever made.
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Show me again in the constitution where it says you need to hold an elected position to have a voice.
It's awful what those tricksters are doing, and Elon Musk really has no business meddling in elected officials' business for the people. But it is appreciated that Dems fought back, stood firm.
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Happy Birthday, @KristySwansonXO. I hope your chicken is extra funky and your goose is totally loose today.
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It ain’t Christmas until you’ve partied with a sexy romper Santa with nipple piercings.
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When your non-iPhone friend joins the group chat.
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Me judging you all hard for your Spotify Wrapped artist lists.
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I’d say I’m definitely a @josiahandthe Bonnevilles fan.
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How many crimes must you have committed that requires your daddy to pardon 11 years of your actions? Hunter Biden is one lucky junkie.
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I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving except those who celebrate with a turkey made of hummus. Those people can burn in hell. teapawt.net/JebraFaushay/status/18…
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Watching @WilliamShatner set phasers to kill on trolls tonight.
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🎵🎄It’s beginning to look a lot like nuclear winter. 🎄🎵
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Jason Kelce is about to go prospecting for gold in them thar hills.
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