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Retired Wonder Woman

@WonderWomanRET

Has-been superhero/strolling comedian/season 12 @AGT contestant. Pronouns: she/her. Adjectives: bitter/hungover. https://teapawt.net/t.co/MzplBupFAl

 Philadelphia, PA
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Joined September 2012
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Sexy. Sassy. Gassy. AVAILABLE FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT. [email protected] As seen on America's Got Talent!
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Technically it should be "Murder Dorter" but @nbcsnl got everything else right. Might've found an excuse to say "downa shore" or "up da shtreet" but hey, you can only pack so much meat into a @Wawa hoagie!
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