Instagram In Words

Girl on her story: Ask me a question Anonymous (prob one of her girl friends): Why are you so perfect??? Girl on her story: Omg I’m far from perfect but that you so much 😊

Timeline full of the northern lights and realizing you’re the only one who didn’t see it

Picture of two girls who look nothing alike. Caption: “My twin”

Girl who made a separate account to comment “you’re so pretty” on her own “ask me a question” story

Timeline full of black squares that will be deleted tomorrow

A bunch of girls toasting cocktails in workout clothes with the caption “Gym and Tonic”

People in their mid-late twenties posting pictures of them chugging a drink at a wedding every weekend of summer, caption “WEDDING SZN”

People over 40 falling for an instagram hoax by posting a long message saying they don’t give instagram permission to share their photos or messages

IG blogger starting off a caption with “STORY TIME”

Girl posting a 20 slide birthday story for their friend that no one will watch all the way through

Girl has an entire highlight section dedicated to drinking alcohol

Influencers putting their ig pic on their story with a “new post” gif covering it, just in case you didn’t see it the first time

Girls posting a story about their spin class with the time stamp of 5:30 AM

Group of girls spending an absurd amount of time getting the perfect cheersing boomerang

Instagram bloggers on their stories “a BUNCH of people have been asking me about my skin care routine sooo” (no one asked)

Girl counting down 400 days in advance till she says “i do” to her BEST FRIEND

Frat guys running each other over in golf carts

Posting a Happy Father’s Day picture for their boyfriend who’s “the best dog dad EVER” but not one for their actual father

Influencers risking radiation poisoning to post a woke pic in Chernobyl

20-year-old mom putting Snapchat filters on their newborn