Workaholics Quotes

"Bitch betta have my honey!"

"Curses are very real. As you know I've been cursed, with like a very huge long wiener." -Blake

"In the middle of the night, I woke up to a screetch. And I'm not talking about Dustin Diamond." -Jillian

Adam: "I thought I was your man." Ders: "No, no, you're my dude. Blake's my man."

"Was that a poop joke!?"

Adam: "I thought I was your number one." Alice: "Yeah, well right now your acting like a number two."

"Do you even know how many naps we've taken today? I'll tell you, Alice. Three." -Blake

Jillian: "Don't you patronize me!" Blake:"How would I patronize you when I don't even know what that means!"

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"The sweetest revenge is living well, Darius Rucker said it so you know it's real" -Ders

Blake: "You just occasionally smoke weed." Adam: "Except for every day and at night, also."

“Regret-cancer, ‘cause that’s a real thing. My aunt died from it—she regretted smoking all her life.” -Adam

" I do not act like a bitch. I am a bitch. A bad, bad bitch, you bitch." -Alice