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Hey, if you guys are scared of some Abnormality or Distortion, leave it to us! We'll kick their butts.

Joined June 2026
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🚬: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Hey, look on the bright side, at least you're taller than the smallest sinner!
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🚬: People always mock me for my height until a blow a hole through their torso. Try not to be next.
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𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙.
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🚬: I apologize for the disappearance. I had some important business to attend to at that moment. I hope nothing has been set on fire.
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🔨: This heat has been killing me as of late... how am I supposed to do anything while dying out here?
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It's been very quiet as of late. Haven't had any work to do, which is good, though it leaves me with very little to actually do...
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Ezra and Moses retweeted
"Ideals without power are nonsense, and power without ideals is empty, right? I'm a greedy guy, but I don't have an interest in seeking power just for the sake of power, without the ambition to do something with it."
"It's simple. I want to create a world where life is as convenient as I wish it to be. A comfortable world where everyone can laugh and enjoy their lives as much as possible. That's what I truly and honestly want."
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🔨: Ooooh- that harpoon idea actually isn't half bad now that you mention it- Maybe I should try that.
always had the thought of a harpoon that propels itself... kinda like a javelin... but cooler, i guess. also lei heng's gunblade but i dunno if that's copyright infringement.
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[Waving excitedly]
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🔨: Hmm... I'm trying to think of some cool tools I could commission to YuRia. Don't know what thought.
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Well, if that is the answer you want, then I won't argue further. I'm not here to debate the rights and wrongs of the City. I hurt people, and yet now I try to help them, even if my employer is less than savory.
I aint sayin Im not guilty, merely pointin out hypocrisy. And I got the right kinda response I want, that kinda deflection brings me back to lil spitty spats with Yoshihide so thanks fer that.
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I'm surprised a member of your syndicate wishes to lecture me about such things. Especially when you yourself meddle in work, making it even more necessary.
Mighty righteous of ya when ya got so much executions of the kinda people ya claim to help in dat company of yers.
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🚬: I will concede and admit that i struggle with basic socializing, but I also know when someone needs help. These days, sometimes all people need is someone to listen to or be their shoulder to cry on. My job is to ultimately help people and so I take it very seriously.
Ionno, feels like that's just firecracker waitin' to pop when ya least expect it. Yall vets arent the best with social thingies when it counts besides manipulatin' people for what ya want.
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🚬: If that was the case, she would have stopped working with me before I even started my office. The girl is strong, and if her emotions are too much, I'll still be there to help when it's needed.
Aaaand what if yer lil sheep bud starts getting down cus of you?
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🚬: That's why I have Ezra working with the rookies. She's a good source of inspiration.
If tha boss is unhappy the lackies are piss pour. It'll catch up.
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I think it's fine... I'm more focused on my work, so my workers can enjoy themselves.
If you're bleedin yerself so dry that you cant afford for a lil flavor you got issues.
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I'm not in any position for luxuries like that. My salary needs to be used to upkeep my workspace and workers.
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I don't usually since my pipe does all the work there. Unless I'm smoking some like a cigarette, I don't typically bring a light.
Damn, thought you'd at least have one fer yerself if you were talkin' all that. [He lights it with one of the ignition ports of the Tiantui Star Blade.]
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[Moses catches the cigar in her hands, putting it to her mouth before asking him to light it for her]
Good point, then, bristly Missy, ya got a good nuff head on yer shoulders. [He takes out the gold case of cigars and pulls one out before laying it up towards her. Better catch it.]
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🚬: I know where I stand. That doesn't mean I'm gonna accept it as if I can't do a thing. Let's just skip the chit chat before this gets worse and enjoy ourselves on something we can agree on.
Ain't got nun' to do with bein' fans ya just gotta know the pecking order, Grade 4. Better off with sumn like structure.
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