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"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a monkey"
"...we can do a monkey"
"a space monkey, no non-electric canons, no aoe slop"
"i'll make you a very good space monkey. bubble shields, glasses, scientist and everything"
your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work.
Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head.
When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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This isn't Canon.
Trauma Team is 100% willing to let you die if you attack their guys.
Pick a fight with Max Tac? They'll pull you out of it.
But shooting their guys counts as a breach of contract. So you're fucked.
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Republicans in 2016: we are Hitler and we're going to kill you
Democrats in 2016: Pokemon GO! to the Polls!
Republicans in 2026: Goku and Sonic say "No" to brown people!
Dems in 2026: We are Mussolini and we are going to VOTE :)
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LANCER campaign and everything is normal but one party member does nothing but handle logistics and is in charge of repairs, maintenance, ammunition, fuel, and food costs and instead of combat they just just have paperwork
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Replying to @hoodheresies07
they call me blackape because i usually leap into the enemy territory and use my tesla canon to decimate them, i also go ape mode sometimes and use my fists
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“What’s your biggest impact on the internet” I created these bad boys. you’re welcome.
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This is the best mod ever #deadlock
Its real…
Finally posting the first version of my mod!!
Link bellow ⬇️
#deadlock #deadlocktwt #ted #mod
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I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second

















































