Yes, #Prudential is investing taxpayer money meant for KIA soldiers' families. It’s called preparation. #Iran2011 #Prudence

#Prudential pledges to only take what is fair. The families of KIA soldiers can keep the flags.

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#Prudential now offers "purgatory payment plans" to soldiers' families. We keep a little, to keep them out of limbo.

Tune in to Fox & Friends this morning for our report on whether or not Marilyn Manson is Paul from the Wonder Years. #news

#Prudential Life Ensurance: ensuring that a soldier’s life will be profitable for those of us left alive.

#Prudential has your best interest at heart. Speaking of interest, don't bother with the fine print at the bottom there.

Arlington Cemetery = gold mine. #Prudential http://ow.ly/2POXw

Tune in to "Fox and Friends" this morning! We'll be joined in studio by the one and only Bat Boy! #FairAndBalanced

#Prudential deeply mourns every financial loss... And the soldiers who gave their lives, of course. Them, too.

Without trees, there's no paper. Without paper, no money. Without money, no profits. Ergo, Goldman Sachs cares about trees now.

You don't invest the money you want, you invest the money you've got- even it belongs to dead soldier's kids. #Prudential

Don't blame Meg Whitman for hiring an illegal immigrant as her maid, blame the "Buy It Now" function. #fineprint #oopsy

Providing life insurance for U.S. soldiers is so profitable, we're thinking of covering insurgents too. #WinWin #Prudential

The army is eliminating #DADT. Instead, all men must pass a physical, psychological and sassy attitude evaluation.

CNN is sad to see Rick Sanchez go. He was the best at what he did- reading celeb tweets on the air. #pickmepickme

Prudential can profit off of our dead soldiers thanks to our greatest president, LBJ. And I guess Kennedy's assassin too.

After reading this, you will believe that Christine O'Donnell is not a witch. Abra Cadabra! .....Oh hey, what's up?

Health Insurance will be there when disaster strikes, kinda like how looters showed up RIGHT after Katrina. #bighealthcares

#NetNeutrality is a multi-faceted, complex issue. Wouldn't you rather look at a pic of Snooki eating a hotdog? #gotosleep