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Joined September 2013
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Wrong answer, Darren.
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I will forever be scarred about the time in college we were told to write a debate piece on euthanasia and I wrote a whole bit on youth in Asia :)
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Worst Status retweeted
IM IN TEARS WHAT IS THISSS teapawt.net/JennaTVLover/status/14…
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How far have the Taliban actually advanced? Are they in Kent?
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Refugees are not the reason you can’t get a GP appointment or are languishing on the housing list. That’s the Tories.
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rare footage captures the moment of a journalist being born
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Replying to @spiderwomen666
Hi Elle, great story! I’m a writer for a company called Buzzfeed and I was wondering if it’d be okay to feature this tweet in an article I’m doing about fictional events that people have fabricated in order to gain some internet clout and attention from strangers. DM me.
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I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow
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Stacey Solomon becomes first UK celebrity to have TWO Dolmio Days - Monday and Thursday 🍝
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Do Airbnb hosts just like mentally block out the fact that people have fucked all over their home
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Imagine if Tim Burton directed Batman
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“What’s England like?”
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