there-is-a-northernmost-and-a-southernmost-tree-in-the-world  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

there-are-probably-a-lot-of-unnoticed-boners-in-movies-and-tv-shows.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

whatever-else-the-boomers-have-done-they-made-amazing-music.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

Creating a family is not family-friendly  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

All eggs are poached eggs if you steal them.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

giving-actors-honorary-degrees-devalues-the-degrees-they-are-being-given-in-honor  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

expensive-paintings-are-basically-just-trading-cards-for-the-rich.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

Every word sounds at least a little bit cooler with the word quantum before it  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

calling-someone-darling-sounds-sweet-when-a-woman-says-it-but-down-right-creepy-if-a-man-does.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

Soon the Fast and Furious franchise will just be a bunch Electric Vehicles silently racing around.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

having-no-break-from-work-is-depressing-but-having-no-work-is-very-boring.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

The 5'11" vs 6' argument is a good indication as to why companies choose to advertise as $4.99 vs $5.00  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

the-real-winner-in-every-child-gets-a-trophy-is-the-trophy-company  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

You are the only person who's heard every word you've spoken.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

shapeshifters-can-technically-make-their-dick-any-size  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

Wearing sandals in a formal setting is seen OK for women but not for men  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

Fast and Furious serves the same purpose for case as porn for sex  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

the-light-from-the-big-bang-is-still-traveling-somewhere-and-could-technically-be-considered-the-furthest-point-from-the-center-of-the-universe.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

its-really-fortunate-that-weve-evolved-to-be-able-to-tolerate-the-smell-of-our-own-farts-poo.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

sex-is-more-common-at-nightlights-off-but-sex-in-porn-is-more-common-at-daylightlights-on.  #showerthoughts #wowthoughts