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The hell you mean it's low effort to be a cowboy for Halloween?
I drank away the costume budget' damnit!
The hell you mean it's low effort to be a cowboy for Halloween?
I drank away the costume budget' damnit!
Clean protein is getting far too expensive...
Keeping muscle mass is important but sometimes my wallet screams for that cheap fast food-.
It's hard having the occupation of a farmer and the face of a failed garage band guitarist but them's the breaks.
Every time I have a business meeting people keep waiting for a 'boss' to show. Guess I ain't too professional lookin'.
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19. Clothed.
This can bleed into a number of other things. But when someone is so desperate for them they can't even get the clothes off?
Face into his crotch? Grinding against his jeans? Having to get in a quicky on the job?
A favorite of his.
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20. Cunnilingus.
ððð ðððð ððð ð
ððððð' ððð.
Him getting an entire full course meal while his head is getting squeezed by quivering thighs due to overstimulation?
C'mon fella's stop acting like it's a chore!
Only a coward denies a good meal.
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Seems Vik's 'work' is never done.
Guess I'll just dress up as a serial killer this year.
That's what the journalists like to call my 'vigilantism' these days anyhow.
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He hasn't had any release in weeks.
Pray for the next person that meets him in the bedroom- Poor man won't be able to contain himself.
Truth be told.... only total masochists would want to spend time with him this #SeductiveSunday!


















