From the BEST WEE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD: Northern Ireland. Long in the tooth. Smarter than you. Better looking too. I'm always right. Not very tolerant.

Northern Ireland, UK.
Joined November 2018
8th Draft of The Gun complete. 1st 11 chapters attached. Chapter 7 had a full re-write. Lots of new stuff added to the rest of the novel. Really pleased with how it's looking. This has been a real labour of love since November. Enjoy! Or not πŸ™‚ drive.google.com/file/d/1Ipn…
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You sound like a top pork chef.
Replying to @WrecklessGamer
Pork fillet is shite, it is absolutely nowhere near the prime cut of the pig Not even in the top 5
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Β£3.99 for a Northern Irish pork fillet is an absolute steal. Lidl NI. For some weird reason, pork fillet is not very popular. I think it is because folk don't know how to cook it. This is the prime cut of the pig. Is equal if not better than beef fillet steak. Sear the outside in a very hot pan for colour. Cook in the oven until 62C (about 20 mins). Rest for 5 mins, slice and serve.
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Sunday night is a politics free zone. And all of Twitter breathes a sigh of relief πŸ˜… Also, if you see these, buy them. They are TOP TIER 😍
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Gallons and gallons of butter. A little milk, some seasoning. A few scallions (champ) πŸ€—
Replying to @WrecklessGamer
Your wife's a lucky lady, looks great, what have you added to your mash?
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Winner winner chicken dinner πŸ˜‹
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I am the king of roast chicken dinners on this stupid app and if you disagree I will get Ziggy and Evie to bite your ankles πŸ˜…
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Chef's cider is this fancy number! Dinner is on!
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Another milestone for Evie. Eating dinner from a bowl. We don't mind feeding her on a tea towel, bit we got this big bowl from @homebargains to try.
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Out for a drink, fire is lit!! 😍
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They just had some chicken skin lol
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The chicken is done so we are off to the pub for an hour. It's a hard old station 😊
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Any sprout lovers in the house?
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2 presents for Most Beloved Wife yesterday. Yellow roses and also quite a creepy halloween skeleton. She is easy pleased and loved both πŸ€—
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Evie has white eyebrows on one side and black on the other heheh
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I am in the good books for clearing a very messy and dirty window sill area. Also the tea/coffee section. Best boy! πŸ˜…
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Anyone got a flamethrower handy? I will accept a burned down house as collateral damage πŸ•·πŸ•·πŸ•·πŸ•·
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Evie amd Ziggy aren't mega pals but they get on quite well. He is totally the leader of the pack and doesn't bully her. He will tell her off of she barrels into him or interrupts him when he is doing important stuff like barking at next door's dog or the postman. They don't snug up together but he seems to enjoy having a pal and she needs his strong examples of house living that she can learn from.
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Good morning ya filthy animals! πŸ€—
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