Content marketing enthusiast, social media strategist, branding tactician, hospitality consultant, unapologetic Diet Coke fanatic. I work magic with words.
Joined December 2017
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So apparently @UberEats business model is to just not deliver food and then still make you pay for it. I’m pretty sure that’s straight up theft.
I NEED this MAGNETIC. PILLOW. FORT. I'm on the list for some discounts when it comes out! getthefort4.kickoffpages.com…
You guys.... I can’t believe I have to say this, but your B&BW Cherry Razzleberry “sanitizer” isn’t going to do anything but make you smell like garbage fruit. I mean, it’ll keep ME away, but I’m not that kind of viral. #coronavirus #sanitizer #WashYourHands
.@kelly_clarkson Been a big fan for ages, but how do you justify appearing on a show with Cee-Lo Green, who has serious issues with consent, as evidenced by his own gross tweets?
This. Really stupid move, @NBCTheVoice @adamlevine Also gross.
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What's that? You haven't heard of @eman_zabi? LET'S CHANGE THAT.
She's all about funny, sharp, personality-filled copy: like hiring the sarcastic introvert (with a heart o' gold) who quietly observers humanity and then makes sure you don't sound as boring as everybody else
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One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.
Hey heeeeeey it's #NationalRoséDay!! Get your pink drink on with the delicious bottles I wrote up for my amazing friends at @WineGeographic winegeographic.com/provence-… #provence #roseallday
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It's high noon in the desert.
A woman, clearly lost for days, crawls toward you slowly.
She touches your feet.
She opens her cracked, dry mouth and wheezes:
"Sign up for my FREE masterclass..."
Aging is hard, especially when you aren’t getting your sleep 😴 Here are some expert tips I curated for @Caring #sensacalm #sleeptips teapawt.net/sensacalm/status/10047…
💤 Want to learn how to overcome #SleepProblems at any age? Several experts (including @SensaCalm's own @blanketlady) share #SleepTips with @thebrownbits in this @Caring feature. ow.ly/SbqX30klWVE
Added to my list 📚 teapawt.net/tferriss/status/100006…
The latest book I picked up to read on my flight tomorrow: "All the Ever Afters: The Untold Story of Cinderella's Stepmother" buff.ly/2kpFSI9 It's a luminous reimagining of a classic tale, somewhat like one of my favorite movies, the mind-bending Rashomon.
Writing copy for a brand in the #greenfoods #supplements niche, and loving every minute of it. #Plantpowered #nutrition made in a #sustainable way? And it actually tastes good?? I give it two scoops up! HA! (It's been a long morning...) What do you love about your supplements?
Hey #copywriters and #bloggers, here's a pro tip: If you use a statistic, LINK TO THE ORIGINAL SOURCE. I just love clicking on a link to an infographic which goes to a landing page which goes to a blog which goes to a blog which goes to a blog just to find the original study.
What if this whole #laureloryanny debate is just a brilliant #marketing tactic by @Yanni?? Just saying...
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The absolute worst headline I’ve read in a long, long time: 2018 has been deadlier for schoolchildren than service members - The Washington Post apple.news/ANKcPKmsrQZGfs0gD…
