@WriteToRebel

Certain bodies must not repeat themselves in the dawn. Men do not fight for tons of steel. This, sir, is my resignation. The desperate die expensively today.

 (They/he) UMass Amherst EngLit
Joined October 2016
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gains@gains_tweets6h
Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Tommy Vietor
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I hate this condescending whataboutism. Yes Bret, if the interior minister of Japan was a right-wing religious zealot using US taxpayer money for ethnic cleansing, they would probably be better known.
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸
@infolibnews9h
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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Steven@StevenWallaby18h
⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️
@7SpideycomicsOct 26
You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the “friend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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Alex Hirsch
@_AlexHirsch16 Jun 2022
One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz14h
Couldn't parse this at first because I thought it was three sentences
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Val@VK_HM17h
God Peter David was such a Kind Of Guy (complimentary in this case.) You want to know what people talking Star Trek on GeoCities and Angelfire websites in the mid-90s was like it sounded like this
Sci-Fi World Museum@hollywoodscifiOct 20
Do you agree with this Star Trek assessment?
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Daniel
@growing_daniel19h
We had September 11 and then we didn’t have another date for like, 20 years. Then we had January 6. Then suddenly soon after that October 7. The rate at which we develop new dates is accelerating
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erin🪩@wallowsgarden18h
elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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richard@richard_normalOct 26
The Athletic
@TheAthleticOct 26
The NBA is formally stepping into the prediction markets ecosystem. The league announced agreements Monday morning with Kalshi and Polymarket that will allow the companies to use official league data and intellectual property and give the league control over what trades the companies are allowed to offer. nyti.ms/4smgsfG

NBA announces partnership with prediction markets Kalshi, Polymarket (Gift Article)

The deal makes Kalshi and Polymarket the league's preferred prediction markets and will expand the NBA's partnership with DraftKings.

nytimes.com
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang20h
Walter Koenig made Star Trek history w/his voice cameo in the 2023 series finale of "Picard." He didn't appear as Pavel Chekov; but rather President Anton Chekov, leader of the United Federation of Planets; the son of his original character. The name was a tribute to Anton Yelchin, who'd died in 2016 and had played Chekov in the JJ Abrams films. This made Walter the last of the original cast to appear in a Star Trek series.
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bro what niche algorithms
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I’ve been praying again. No luck
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I still remember the rosary by heart though
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Eric Bauza
@bauzilla23 Sep 2022
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Im gonna exploit all over him@euclidclass22h
Coworker just accidentally confirmed that she thought I can't read
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Buchanan, certainly
Dr Charlie Ward™@realdrcharliewaOct 25
TMZ: “Are we going to have a female president first or a g*y president?” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY): “Well, we don’t know if we’ve already had a g*y president. I think there’s chances maybe we have but I don’t know.”
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Trinitarianism is a hell of a drug
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This argument is very funny. Why would Christ make humans with mental illness at all? Do you see how self-defeating your idiot theology is?
Sandy Petersen 🪔
@SandyofCthulhu21h
Replying to @LoveBeyondCo1or @grok
Christ literally made humans. Why would he put the wrong soul in a body? It’s mental illness.
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Right on time!
edd@popnpog22h
hey so. an upcoming simpsons episode is parodying the star wars hotel and also jenny nicholson is guest starring in it. ok wow
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Megg Mogging Owl@MeatwadSoldierOct 26
Oh! You said RYAN GOSLING, like the ACTOR 😅 I thought you were talking about my favorite sandwich, the rye-and-gosling. It's a cooked baby goose between two slices of rye bread.
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