Writer, Internet Denizen, Not a Koala I only read LitRPG stat screens. The words before and after just get in the way. A flight risk with a fear of falling.

Joined April 2020
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Fuck ya I was! Let’s gooooooo!!!
John Axford is currently chugging a beer on the scoreboard in Milwaukee.
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Yo @Pacers let’s not play Kesha’s “Die Young” during the Peyton Manning Children’s Hospital Teddy Bear Toss please and thanks
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Sometimes it dont be like
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Replying to @RobbieBuckets
YES absolutely I knew itttt Bob Uecker in heaven smiling the dodgers off to Cabo
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a video version, in case your blind or something
People don't know this, but the Milwaukee Brewers have more than one mascot: - Deranged man who lives in the stands - Barrel of beer brought to life by a child's Xmas wish - Multi-Ethnic meat snack - Ghost of Bob Uecker #thisismycrew
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C🔆co Writes retweeted
and that’s that on that
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WE PLAYED SOME BASEBALL AND WE GOT SOME HOME RUNS MILWAUKEE BREWERS BABY
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This is what is going to happen to the Brewers the second we have a real shot at unseating someone like the Dodgers and going to the world series as a small market team, isn't it?
MLB the Show 26 owes me a New Controller 😤
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The Brewers emerge victorious in Game 1!
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WISCONSIN, YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU'RE NEAR A KWIK TRIP RIGHT NOW, GO IN THERE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
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NO WAY. NOT ON MITCHELL'S WATCH.
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One of the best things you could do to help WI turn blue is build a bunch of apartments in Madison
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Theodore Kaczynski, mathematician who was later jailed for misuse of the postal system, has died.
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I’ve been a diehard Milwaukee Brewers fan my whole life and was boarding a plane with spotty service the moment Jackson Chourio came up to the plate in the 9th. I asked my girlfriend to text me pitch by pitch updates. Crying in seat 1E.
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Had to pull up to see my Milwaukee fam 🙌🏾 @Brewers
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Jackson Chourio has done it!! @Brewers win Game 2!
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This is like a divorced couple getting back together because they're getting old and would rather fight but be together than be lonely.
Aaron Rodgers: "What the F*CK, CALL IT" Mike McCarthy: "F*cking Asshole" LMFAO
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Comerte 13 goles es normal, a todos les puede pasar. Pero que te hagan 14 goles eso es un papelón, no podés volver a jugar.
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I love my mom so much
“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made. The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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