Writindude

Hannibal Lector is 87? Now he's saying, "I ate her oatmeal with prunes and a nice smoothie."

My mom had one of those. I swear, I'm so old I fart dust.

Excellent advice, Mr. Johnson.

And that's how baby planes are made . . .

You know winter's on the way when you put on the heat for the first time and get that burnt dust smell. Yuck!

Damn, meant to hit block on the post below and accidentally hit repost. Now I can't delete. Sorry for the spam.

Enjoy your Sunday.

This morning, my wife said, "You know, marriage is a lot like cards. You start out needing just 2 hearts and a diamond. But in the end, all you want is a club and a spade." Hmmm...

It's Monday. You're in no mood. If they give you any trouble today, tell them they can kiss your . . .

Let me guess... Early headphones, complete with antennae. Maybe listening to Ish Kabibble on Kay Keiser's Kollege of Musical Knowledge? 🎙️

So that's where they come from...

Opt for a limited series? Ripley on Netflix is excellent.

Frank with a favorite.

I suspect fowl play. Good morning.

Every alpha needs a beta best friend. Robert Romanus and Brian Backer, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, 1982. #FastTimes 🎥

"...while George Washington Carver died penniless and insane still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut." Eddie Murphy as Shabazz K. Morton on SNL #comedy #SNL

The sultry Miss Thandie Newton for your Thursday morning enjoyment. #Actress 🎥