Musician, meme-lover, artist, dice-maker. always d.o.g.e.

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Joined May 2015
holding this through the impending ai-pocalypse
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If a woman has dream sex with Freddy Krueger she gets pregnant in real life.
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whoever coined “manosphere” missed a real opportunity in “himosphere”
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Some asshole spilt beer on my guitar case.
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Hey @grok when is Groktoberfest? And what’s on the menu?
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better watch charlotte this year
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Anyone else remember when Vivek Ramaswamy went pee in the middle of a space call without muting?
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Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages.
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Philly playin dirty
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Whatever NBA starts tomorrow.
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Aerosmith > Pink Fkoyd
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Calling flat earthers closed-minded is funny to me.
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The Clot Shot is named accurately.
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Which did you get?
0%Astra zeneca
0%Pfizer
0%Johnson&Johnson
0%abstained
0 votes • Final results
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Bacon wrapped granma hug.
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Of Dice and Mehm retweeted
Replying to @KeithOlbermann
Wait, so you’re saying Jalen Hurts should not have trusted the experts!
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unvaxxed sperm just 100x’d in value
Breaking: Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs, per a statement from the team and his agent.
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Putting on food network and taking a shot every time they say umami.
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Going on Top Chef like, “ion know bruh. I’ve never cooked quail, cheese curds or leeks before just gonna wing it.. you don’t overcook it don’t undercook it.”
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