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nobody makes me bleed my own blood. nobody. famous for being the best at literally everything. except chess, parallel parking, and waking up on time for work

Charlotte, NC
Joined December 2020
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This is the greatest use case for AI I've ever seen
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Seen a lot of Retard Rightists defend their support for Democrats by saying “it’s not like they can actually do anything, Trump has veto power!” Congrats on passing 3rd grade social studies. You drastically underestimate the power that governors and state legislatures, which you personally assisted in turning blue, have and the impact of their actions on normal Americans. Not only have you inflicted untold suffering upon regular people who will now be ruled over by the class of person who let Iryna Zarutska’s killer run free, but you’ve enabled Democrats to alter state election laws in such a way that we may never recover. You’re scum.
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This guy and his friends are out voting us in every country. Wtf is going on? 😂
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Wryly82 retweeted
The Trump administration needs to spend the next two years doing one thing and one thing only—DEPORTATIONS. Every single illegal. Man, woman, child, and infant. I’m talking a minimum of 10 million deportations a year for the next two years. Worry about absolutely nothing else. Let that be the defining legacy of the second term.
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If Trump is going to set the GOP back 12 years because he chose not to finish off Iran at the beginning of the war, he better fucking end that regime once and for all, and like right now. You’re going to fuck me for the next 20 years, you better fucking end this threat once and for all. Goddamnit.
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I’m already getting emails from emboldened HR bitches about my corporate chat history over the past 2 years. Ughhhhhh this is going to suck.
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Wryly82 retweeted
80% of Americans support banning biological males from competing in women’s sports. The House sent John Thune a bill to do that, and he wiped his ass with it. 84% of Americans want proof of citizenship to vote. The House sent John Thune a bill to do that, and he wiped his ass with it. 77% of Americans support ensuring that babies who survive a failed abortion receive medical treatment. The House sent John Thune a bill to do that, and he wiped his ass with it. @LeaderJohnThune should RESIGN in shame and never show his face again.
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It’s Election Day, people. Let’s vote Red and keep these freak communists out of office. GO VOTE!
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The reason Abdul El-Sayed is sperging out these last few days is because internal polling is looking like total shit, I suspect. The public polls seem like horse shit of the highest order.
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FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
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I have a sinking suspicion the Marines are going to make landfall pretty soon.
At the time of writing, strikes on Qeshm Island and previous reports of U.S. drones being downed in the same vicinity remain unconfirmed.
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My god.
“Holy f*ck, we’re out of time” Heart crushing ATC audio captures the moments before a Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, killing all 9 souls on board. VIA: @thenewarea51
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Wryly82 retweeted
Star wars under Disney: IM A FAGGOT Star wars under George Lucas:
1. Queer characters existing isn’t political 2. Star WARS is literally in our name
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Inject this straight into my motherfuckin veins
I could keep watching this all day.
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40 years ago South Africa had nuclear weapons and a space program
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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Of course they can still vote.
You better vote because they can't.
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I would like to report that the movie, The House with a Clock in Its Walls, is the absolute worst movie that has ever been made. From every perspective, from every possible angle, and in every single regard, this movie sucks every single and all bags of dicks that have ever been bagged. Every ball, too, from every ball bag was also sucked by this movie. Fuck this movie. Fuck it in its asshole and fuck the ass fuckers who made it.
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Wryly82 retweeted
This should be the warning label on all ballots.
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This is 10/10. No notes. Bravo sir.
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Wryly82 retweeted
It’s not too late for a red wave If you don’t want to live in a socialist America, show up and vote And vote Republican
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