XC Freshman

Wikipedia editors are moving too fast, you can’t convince me they don’t all see a news article and scramble to edit the page before they even finish reading the headline.

I’ve turned this account into my twitter shit talking account. Sorry I’ll probably just need to update my shit. I don’t really want to make a whole ass new account to talk shit on twitter but maybe I should preserve the time capsule.

Can’t look through the old tweets and enjoy them because so many of the people I talked to deleted their accounts so the tweet replies are gone. Where’d the time go man. Should have appreciated the fun times when you’re living in them

I miss these days man. I miss yall. I miss the stupid shit we did and spending all day in class looking at what y’all were saying. I miss running Twitter. Bunch of morons tweeting

Could I medically induce a coma and have someone else run for me for the summer?Exclusively for summer. Coma. Someone moves my legs roughly 3-5 miles worth. Adrenaline shot. Go through my day. Induce the coma the night before so that the runner person doesn’t have to come early

90 degree weather is not an excuse not to go out and run. But it sure is tempting.

Sometimes I come up with scenarios in my mind where someone chases me and I outrun him and he congratulates me on my superior endurance. Not sure if there’s a deeper psychological problem there but it’s just a common thing I do

I’ll do a running related tweet tomorrow, pinky promise

Inactive for a couple days, lose 6 followers. I know y’all miss me but come on

Is there a level of conditioning to get to where I don’t breathe heavily after lightly jogging up a flight of stairs?

My doctors reaction to my resting heart rate after I first started competitive running was more motivation than any PR. “46 bpm? You’re a runner aren’t you?”